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Whitney Cummings said Ms Rachel was for 'deaf morons'. Well guess who Whitney Cummings is for? Pedophiles! I guess everyone has different ways of showing their love for kids, huh Whit?

Kneecap is not the story. Genocide in Gaza is.

It took millions of South Korean citizens almost 6 months of protests on a weekly basis to peacefully overthrow their corrupt government in 2016-2017 The fuck is your excuse America? 2016–2017 South Korean protests - Wikipedia share.google/A4AljN5qwxtH...

No British Justice.

Pulitzer Prize–winning journalist Chris Hedges and I have plenty to cover — his remarkable career, the betrayal of Palestinian journalists, the National Press Club fiasco, and *that* ABC Late Night Live interview. We Used To Be Journos bonus episode drops Friday, 5am AEDT.

This is a little taste of my long chat with Chris Hedges. You're welcome.

GRMA Wembley Arena 💚🤍🧡 📸 Daniel Quesada

Oh no are they gonna start invading cities and stripping rights from minorities?

Truly pathetic. Also smells of interference… www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

there’s no way man, they hate trans people SO much that they’re incredibly useless and less safe. unbelievable

if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless

Good morning all!!! Its a beautiful day!!!

New Banksy is fucking nail on the head 🔨 👏 Free Palestine 🇵🇸

*squinting as my wife shows me the credit card statement* $15 a month for Only… Fins? Funs? Fangs? What even is this?

I understand that Israel and its defenders are upset that a film about the murder of Hind Rajab and her family has been made and is apparently devastating to audiences. They could have avoided this by allowing the rescue workers to rescue her, instead of murdering them as well.

I did not take me long to figure out, in my career in journalism, that an ambitious ass-kisser will never go broke telling power exactly what it wants to hear.

My opponents are *still* competing for love from Trump and the billionaires. And I’m going to let them fight it out at whatever unofficial debates pop up this month. We’re bringing this campaign to you.

David aiPakman

LOLOLOL COME ON. THIS MAN HAS BEEN DOING US NEWS COVERAGE FOR 25 YEARS. "EPSTEEEN OR EPSTAIN I DONT KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT."

#Malkovich Lol, great non-response/attempt to deflect Absolutely love this

#Malkovich I always knew the likes of David Pakman and Brian Tyler Cohen were DNC hacks. Taylor Lorenz and Wired on Chorus and The Sixteen Thirty Fund. A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers | WIRED share.google/gdAlmiCVKGNk...

Why are these posts nearly identical?

YouTuber David Pakman (@davidpakman.bsky.social) is secretly getting paid to shill for the Democratic Party

David Pakman going from GamerGate “it’s about ethics in games journalism” moron to accepting dark money to spew DNC-approved talking points in his “journalism” is SO FUCKING FUNNY www.wired.com/story/dark-m...

At least we didn’t get Dutton

Welch: This is a guy who has redecorated the oval Marie Antoinette style and is building himself a ballroom because he has no intention of leaving.

Welch: He claims that he's the law and order president. But we all know that's a lie because he's a convicted felon. He pardons convicted felons, he surrounds himself with obsequious people that kiss his all day, every day

Fuck the IOF forever. After bombing the hospital, their airstrike murders the medics and journalists who arrive to assist/document. No words...

A group of Zionists with flags and whistles tried to interrupt the start of our gig in Paris just now. "We're not like them. We're not like Israel. We're not here to cause fights. It's all love it's all support for Palestine."

I can't listen to ABC radio anymore. The amount of justifying why it's fine if Israel bombs every country in the region is just rage inducing

The journalists and politicians pretending that right now is somehow different to every single moment since late 2023 make me sick to my stomach. They are all complicit and none of us should ever forgive them.

Like my local MP Josh Wilson, whose emailing to tell me how great Labor are for recognising the wasteland that is Gaza now, despite doing nothing for nearly two years, They are complicit, They should ashamed, They should never be allowed to forget it

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At least you know the LNP are chunts who don’t pretend to be environmental warriors…

148th in line to recognise the statehood of the Alderaan asteroid belt, conditional on the Rebel Alliance handing over all their X-Wings. In the meantime, keep starving Luke Skywalker and all his kids to death. We're the good guys.

I'm so excited for Trump's nuclear reactor on the 🌕

Fuck yeah Melbourne

Wrote an article for @theshot.net.au about ‘debate content’, how it’s terrible for society and why we need to stop indulging in it. “Ultimately, if debating dickheads worked, we wouldn’t be in a situation where dickheads are making the world a worse place.” theshot.net.au/uncategorize...

Happy Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Day Everybody!!! On this day, 10th August 2019...Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Release the Epstein Files!!!

Maron on Howie Mandel's podcast goes so hard. Every comic/everyone must listen.