David S. Pumpkins 🎃

My first act as president: creating a new Department of Installing Solar Panels Fucking Everywhere (DISPFE) to install solar panels fucking everywhere. A 21st century CCC and WPA all in one.

no amnesty

691 words about Cheesecake. 434 words about rape.

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Why is Texas’s turf gray?

Peyton Manning advertising Cintas: “Shintash”

Dabo just now: “we’re fixin’ ta fix it.” Genius.

@gabrielzucman.bsky.social: So let met get that straight: paying a wealth tax is impossible (“billionaires have no liquidity”, “it would be taxing unrealized gains”, “their wealth is virtual”) but one man paying half a billion to influence elections is possible. Did I understand well?

Always nice to see a religious fundamentalist school lose, but it takes the shine off a bit when it’s a loss to a school in Orlando.

McIntosh 4 life

I’ve got some bad news for Trump about America.

I’m curious how @ajc.com would cover the story of a 72-year-old green card holder facing the possibility of dying in prison for registering to vote compared to how it covered an old white guy almost killing someone with his SUV.

It’s come to my attention that you motherfuckers haven’t been sending your kids at college (or even yourselves) enough care packages. If you don’t rectify this most ricky-tick and support my wife’s business, I’m gonna have to get another job that pays more or some sort of side hustle. Fuck that.

He’s waving at the demons and hell beasts who have come to carry his putrid soul to eternal torment and agony. At least I hope so.

The indictment looks bad as a matter of appearances but these aren't crimes, SCOTUS said so. Official acts on an "as-needed" basis? Nope, McDonnell, 579 US 550. Undisclosed self-dealing? Nope, Skilling, 561 US 358. Problem here isn't just the timing, the legal substance itself is dubious.

The Browns, Bengals, Guardians, Reds, Blue Jackets, Cavaliers, Crew, and FC Cincinnati. The owners of every single pro sports team in Ohio have all donated to Vivek Ramaswamy. And not a single one has spoken up about his recent ad. www.foiaball.com/p/ohio-sport...

Can’t wait for this fart sniffer to go to jail.

Pretty nearly the whole actual point of getting white college students to go to Mississsippi for Freedom Summer was to draw national media attention

no amnesty

Per a database of discrimination complaints obtained by @propublica.org , Trump's Department of Education is actively ignoring reports of rape and assault on campuses so they can instead focus on transgender athletes. Their obsession with trans people is actively putting women and girls in danger.

I learned from this article that Peggy Flanagan has a wild rice hotdish recipe. Michell Tafoya, on the other hand, is a bigoted dipshit. Does anyone have the recipe, though? @normcharlatan.bsky.social? @wesburdine.bsky.social? I’d donate to get it but don’t see if that’s still on offer on her site.

My dog to himself every time we let him out:

Not a big fan of the #USOCFinal live ref cam when the ref is talking to players. Doesn’t add anything. #Crew96

I’ve been released from IDF custody with a “warning,” apparently because of my public profile (I told them I wasn’t even a congressmember yet, just a nominee). But several dozen rabbis & participants harvesting olives with me are still in detention.

The IDF just detained the man who’s about to be elected US Congressman for NY’s 10th district, per his social media.

It's OK to hate the people who voted for this.

I appreciate that language evolves but I’m firmly in the Old Man Yells at Cloud (literally) camp on this one.

Heckuva job, Donnie

I'm not sure how much more blatant it can get that these guys are looting the federal government and then pointing over there and saying "look what THOSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING AWAY WITH!!!" bsky.app/profile/atru...

It’s a mystery of national significance why some people are going no-contact with their parents. Not me, though—I just talked to my mom (who still lives in Youngstown) last night.

Death by malicious negligence is a defining characteristic of concentration camps

Does it make sense to deport a man who overstayed a visa but otherwise has no criminal record when his deportation means shutting down a food pantry that serves meals to 7,000-8,000 needy people a month? Does choosing not to exercise discretion in his case make America greater?

Taha! #HellIsReal

Was there ever a time that left-wing transgender witches actually liked Trump?

I know of a mother who was snatched up by ICE as she was boarding a plane to go to her son’s graduation from a military academy. She was not undocumented, had no criminal record, and had been here for decades. She was expelled to a country in Africa she’d never been to before.

Imagine if Dems went after Musk the way Republicans go after Soros.

These Thursday Night Football uniforms are taking me back to the 80s when the Broncos ruined my childhood.

Every hotel should employ a person like this.

Worst Velma costume ever.

Excerpts from Michael Lewis on DOGE (Guardian article). 1. Gavin Kliger, white nationalist, refused to shake hands with the Black IRS staffer who briefed him on privacy issues. Or pay attention. Kliger now has a defense start-up valued at 1.4B thanks to DOGE. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...