Dave O

Not only did yahoo give me an F on my Fantasy Draft, they were also really bitchy about it.

the white house now / the white house three weeks from now ....

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

Wow! I didn’t think he was gonna do Moon River, but then, Bam!!, second encore!

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”

Imagine your brain being so broken from being asked to press 1 for English that you have to pretend to enjoy Kid Rock

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

Introduce yours of with the name your parents almost gave you. Ragnar (My parents were 3rd generation American and clearly lunatics)

They forgot to draw the bags with the dollar signs on them

fuck this guy

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

There’s drama in the fantasy league this morning

Guessing Mike Love is going to ask the Riot Fest crowd for a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk during The Beach Boys set today & I am really interested in what the reaction will be.

Same goddamn bears

Very natural Billy Bob. Can’t tell at all.

“Yes, I’d like the Davey and Goliath, please.”

Impossible to point out the hypocrisy of people who have no shame.

The Mayor of Halloweentown has entered the chat

DJ Moore has entered the chat. Goddammit.

Bears are gonna Bears and lose. You know it’s coming.

Finished the annual LOTR Christmas rewatch and can definitively announce Theatrical versions > Extended Edition

So checked out on these bears. Was offered free tix and passed. Too much effort to get there & watch a 3 and out fest.

Oh my god

My work buddy got fired yesterday and I kind of hate my job now.

Are we back here again? Wasn’t this a Romney thing?

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Well this will fix everything katv.com/amp/news/nat...

Hootsuite is amassing unchecked power. The true threat to democracy

Oh right, right. Egypt sure. Hmmm. Land of contrasts.

I said what now?