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Trump: "You gotta understand -- American did not start the war with Iran. Iran has been waging this war against America since 1979." (Trump launched an unprovoked attack on Iran in February.)

Farage tying himself in angry knots here ... as he refuses to answer the basic question: Is it racist to call Kemi Badenoch a "Nigerian scammer"?

Yeah, this is getting absurd. Zero scrutiny. BBC News broadcasts Reform UK speeches in full without interruptions www.thenational.scot/news/2667178...

Thank you to the hundreds of devoted supporters who were there to cheer me on at the press conference today.

A bad week for Trump and co?

For 7 years Meghan was the "heartless daughter”… She stayed silent while our disgusting press gave her endless abuse And probably because she trusted the Met to do its job …and somehow she's still the one getting the blame?!

To everyone getting their knickers in a twist… All because @andyburnham.bsky.social suggested a sensible conversation about freedom of movement …do you perhaps need reminding of this?

We know every time lying Donny.... your mouth opens and closes

"Legal migrant numbers are at a historic low and small boat crossings have halved, yet that didn’t stop anger at asylum seekers spilling on to the streets. "There is no level of migration low enough to satisfy some people. There is, however, a level of migration low enough to make us all poorer."

It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.

Just a reminder for Elon et al

Feeling a bit rough this morning after being up all night comforting Richard Tice, who was crying hysterically.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam opened up a Cheesecake Factory" Obama just spoke to an ELECTRIC audience in Ohio, skewering Trump & Hegseth and making the case that while we may be stuck with the same POTUS until 2029, we are not stuck with a spineless do-nothing Congress Highlights:

Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

I guess that, unlike with Brexit where daft fantasy seems endlessly sustainable, Trump’s awfulness becomes objectively undeniable at some point. Notable how many reverse ferrets involve zero self-examination or remorse. This is very good…

I'm the ideal person to lecture teachers on hard work, since I’m usually too busy with my 12 side grifts to bother turning up for the full-time job I’m paid to do and because I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 751 MEPs in the EU Parliament.

The latest hot news that we will definitely not be holding a press conference about is that yesterday there were by-elections in three district councils, one city council and one county council and Reform lost in all of them. Our unstoppable march to power continues.

El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"

Hot Wheels for Billionaires, Hell for Ukraine… 🚗 Musk's flying spectacle that nobody needs 
🛰️ Starlink, Ukraine, and who ordered the slowdown …and who's holding the Kremlin's pen? Brand new Trawl episode out now 👇 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

23 October 1991. In a landmark judgement the House of Lords ruled that a husband could be convicted of raping a wife. It made it a crime under English criminal law for a husband to rape his wife.

Just the news to kick off the weekend

You don’t fight fascists by pretending their ‘concerns’ are ‘legitimate’.

Danny Tommo's 'patriot platform' vigilantes were refused service in The George Inn, Portsmouth. They demanded to know why, despite the fact they do not have to be given a reason. Always make bigots feel unwelcome. Show the pub some love for doing the right thing. Things you love to see ✊❤️

literally moments after claiming he gave up nothing in exchange for a hostage who was being held by Putin, Trump admits that he didn't implement sanctions on Russia in order to get the hostage

Zelenskyy on Fox & Friends: "I always said we are open to negotiate in any format, any topics, but don't speak about us without us please"

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We were too spineless to regulate these billionaire freaks, so now one of them gets to decide whether Ukrainian drones can catch the missiles aimed at Ukrainian kids. We have failed spectacularly.

We are spending Ben Delo's £36m donation on producing a new propaganda newspaper, The Reformer. Then we are spending Chris Harborne's £36m donation on the postage bill when everyone sends it back to us one page at a time using the Freepost addresses below:

Today, I have mostly been in Plymouth to spout bollocks about the economy, in an effort to distract attention from my dodgy financial dealings and the fact that my party is full of racists and perverts.

What a… War-mongering 
Epstein-file-hiding 
Felony-racking 
Putin-bidding 
Netanyahu-enabling 
Corruption-chasing 
Wife-cheating Child-caging 
Lie-spouting Constitution-shredding 
Economy-f*cking Planet-wrecking …piece of shit of a man.

Ugh… Such waste! Our supermarkets bin around 238 million meals' worth of edible food a year WHY??? France made that illegal We could too …with your help. Please sign - takes 30 seconds! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/781821

mic drop 👏

Dam that’s on the nose🤬🤬🤬🤬

This ITV doc about Reform is basically a feature length parade of pathetic white men being racist and/or misogynistic and expressing violent fantasies against Muslims and other minorities. The sheer number of examples was damning. It should destroy their support. It probably won't.

Before Trumpism Came To Town....

HSTikkyTokky defends Andrew Tate

WELKER: Who do you think is to blame for the disruption to the Starlink and Starshield services? ZELENSKYY: Of course the message came from the American government WELKER: Has the system been fully restored? ZELENSKYY: No, no. We have limitations.

The Exposure documentary showing undercover footage of many Reform officials being racist and sexist is on ITV at 10.20pm tonight, so whatever you do, don't watch it.

Zelenskyy on Trump: "I hope that he will change his decisions, because I think it's all mistakes. It will not help us and it will not help the United States. But it's not my choice. And I hope he will change his attitude to Putin ... we can't compare me and Putin. He's the aggressor."

Zelenskyy: "If the United States supports Putin, it's unbelievable, it's a tragedy. It's a historic mistake. If United States officially takes the side of Russia, of course we will not prevail and we will not be able to stand."

Ossoff: "He said he would rename Hormuz the 'Trump Strait.' The draft-dodging president tells jokes while 21 Americans are dead and hundreds wounded ... they've drained our stockpiles to achieve nothing while the crook commander in chief builds a monument to himself."

Trump *himself* filed a financial disclosure form this year that asserted he made over a billion dollars last year. That's not a claim from the fake news, or the crazy liberals. That is Trump's own filing.

This 👇