Ryan Freire

Don't worry, the harvests are gonna be bad because of the fertilizer shortage so we'll just need fewer trucks to haul food this fall.

This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup

I'm going to make a sports bar that serves basically every type of french fry you could want. Strange shapes, strange potatoes, dozens of different sauces and dry seasonings. No tater tots. I'll name it something pretentious AF like Pomme, but all it serves is cheap domestic beer and fries.

@dogfoodeater.bsky.social

Vice shouldn't be illegal but it should require enough friction that only people who really want to can access it. If you want to bet on a horserace you should have to go down to the OTB and see all the broken, hollow men you've made your peers.

"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization

Ignore them and cater to the other 45% of the country. They can either lose the rockefeller republicans that snuck into the party during reagan's tenure or they can lose independents and the left. I suspect the second group is going to be significantly larger than the first within a cycle or 2.

Its ok to dislike aspects of the subject of your fandom but if you have a social media presence that is mostly complaining about a thing you're supposedly a fan of you're a fucking loser and society should bully you until you leave social media forever.

This sounds like cope.

Reminder that this douchebag thought Iraq was a good idea. Tom Nichols should get a real fucking job so he can contribute something to the country for once in his life.

Bradley if you did not forsee this coming you're not qualified to opine on politics. You're bad at your job and should maybe flip burgers or something for a while til you reconnect with the real world.

It was actually pretty easy with foresight too.

i know we all know this but goddamn i'm so sick of all these fucking people that will have no problem calling all Somalis low IQ being like "I can't believe he's the same guy he was in his first term. I can't believe he's so racist." We should hunt these people for sport.

(e) Line cook who got an order to hold the cheese and tomatoes on a caprese salad

I've been reading a lot of ancient history the past few months for the same reasons. It's comforting to know that ancient Romans and Egyptians were struggling with how to deal with their own chuds

You aren't an adult until you try to go back and watch some of those old saturday morning cartoons that only existed to sell you toys and realize how saintly your parents were for putting up with that being on the tv for hours at a time.

Hot take: American tipping culture needs to go, except in the case of any modifications to a menu item. Modifications should come with a 25% autogratuity. Even sauce on the side. Modify the item, pay 25% more. Eat it as is on the menu, no tipping culture.

Its because an ideology that says "Government should be small and weak and encourage individuals to garner enough wealth and power that they can challenge government" is remarkably poor at actually running a large nation.

knocking out one of the democrats running for governor is less likely to make it a 2 republican race. Their votes will coalesce around another candidate and not a republican after all.

I mean, he fuckin ran for president because he got mocked at obama's correspondents dinner.

Typical fragile blue check post. Its fine to be upset where we're at but nostalgia for the candidate whose campaign failed badly enough to bring us here is mental illness.

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com confirm/deny?

This is a batshit take. He's exposed so many fundamental weaknesses in our constitution, branches and system of governance. Now that he's shown how it works we're going to get an endless cyclical resurgence of men just like him taking power. We have 77 million americans who actively want this

Y'all post this like a dunk when a trans anarchist historian i follow has been predicting the broad strokes of where we are today with terrifying accuracy since obama droned that us citizen. Fuck even I knew biden getting elected meant a stronger fascist backlash the next election.

I would love for this to be true but biden continued building that stupid fucking wall so i don't take it for granted.

Literally all they have to do is make it risky enough that lloyds of london wont insure ships travelling through it. They don't have to actually close anything off. If the Houthis do the same in the south we're all pretty fucked

Well to begin with neither of them have an enforcement arm, all enforcement arms are under the authority of the president. But also, most of them want what he's doing to happen, but with more civility and for show 'process' because they live for norms and unspoken rules.

My weird conspiracy theory is that the US does not have a worthwhile national mass transit system because they don't think they could contain and control the protest if west coast americans could make it to the nations capital without spending a months wage to get there.

Republicans view their politicians as either monarchs or gods, but Democrats have a weird parental kink surrounding their civil servants, they want a mom or dad to come in and handle everything so they can go back to playing.

We are untrustworthy without a massive structural change in the government of the US. We have a 2 year budget cycle that cripples long term planning. Other countries have a 5 year, 10, year, 50 year plan and we cant count on anything that takes longer than 2 years maintaining funding.

this isnt a tactical win. a win is them cutting off the money spout for these operations. stick to british politics

move the fuck on.

@dogfoodeater.bsky.social

Going on shark tank with a fake food product and feeding them poop

Absolutely nothing since they stopped cutting their sandwiches with the U gouge and instead moved to the hinge cut, the most basic bitch of sandwich slicing methods.

The only response to this hand wringing about divisiveness needs to be "good, fuck you"

Restaurants serving a food from a culture that isn't a large enough group in their area to support full blown authenticity should likely keep a sort of 'bridge item' on the menu that is familiar to the dominant culture just as a point of good business. The restaurant industry isn't forgiving.

“Im going to start promising to give people what they want now that im worried i will lose my seat of power” should be the Democratic party’s slogan

If you vote for me I'll bypass all that by simply leaking their full name and addresses while providing a full and retroactive pardon should anything untoward happen to DOGE staffers

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

They also need to lay off the steroids.

You fucking failure. Resign. Each and every one of you.

"Oh no, whatever shall we do, the NPR guy blocked us, who will we turn to for softball questions and both sidesing every issue!?"

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com The vilest heresy. www.facebook.com/share/r/1Pco...

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

Reagan quite literally committed high treason during Iran-Contra and got away with it because an underling (oliver north) was willing to take the fall and he got away with it because he had his secretary shred a ton of documents. Shitty post alan.