tomb of trash boy

I'm staying at a Hilton and their online check-in goes through a cleartext site. This place is owned by an S&P 500 company

one of those TV-Be-Gone remotes that shuts off TVs in the wild, but for turning off motion smoothing

Oh, uh, I also talked to Grizzly Man

damn this is delicious

I just want it to be clear that no one outside of Atlanta wants the Dream to win. The Valkyries are a far more charming bunch

wow. this is a top-notch example of white folks calling the cops like they're calling a store manager I gotta think there's more to this, but, you know... ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

when they say shit like "you have to be practical and understand that the average voter is transphobic" they are talking about themselves

I really miss the diversity of internet platforms for talking about or showing off your cool shit. I think video platforms have really homogenized the language of presentation, performance, and motive, so that almost any cool shit you see is less fascinating b/c it all has the same flavor somehow

hope you like Chili's, son

cyber security professionals getting ready to go post-Fight Club after learning about newly revealed vulns that affect Node and HTTPS apps

the horse is cancelled

Uh… mostly the opposite and I’m surprised so many people are taking this away ?? Esp without having seen it ?

my local cinema pub desperately needs to update the movie puns on their menu. there's a good chance that 25 year olds wouldn't know half of these references

I watch a lot of videos like this and I'm convinced that there is a whole shadow class of CAD engineers out there who design these automated solutions and just never interact with social media

AITA: my wife keeps drinking the ‘it happened’ champagne

Not a single word of this is hyperbolic in the slightest. Buy your friends in cybersecurity the drink or chocolate of their choice right now. We are not doing well

No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars.

I finally saw it. It's gonna win everything

laser gun that sends you to hell

it's wild if you believe the reluctance to move to a four day work week is a question of productivity and not about controlling employee entitlement

"I smoked a lot of weed for this country, sir" 🫡

not enough Mushroom at the End of the World references in these replies

I've noticed that all of the local Republicans campaigning in my area don't even mention the word "Republican" or "conservative" on their campaign materials anymore. It's the biggest red flag that they are one now

To the untrained eye, running home to the United States to celebrate our many and continual victories looks like fleeing, but that is why you must not look at it. Because you would think about it wrong.

this is undoubtedly because of the Jared Kushner thing and I am so so tired of these fucking people

this reminds me of a reddit comment I read a few weeks ago and can't stop thinking about. mostly because I think an otherwise completely normal person suddenly talking about lizard people is a quintessential American persona

this cartoon is always relevant

seems like a great day for scammers to phish some passwords out of people worried about their web infra

it's kind of a snow day in tech right now. people are just glued to their feeds and watching this shit unfold while their blue teams cry tears of blood