Lena Lucretia Lamont

It's payday tomorrow, so I blew £££ at Lakrids by Bülow, because I deserve a tasty advent calendar. (Last time I treated myself to one, I spent December in hospital, which is not the best environment for enjoying tasty liquorice.)

At 10pm last night, a customer sent an invite to a 9.15am meeting. When I rule the world...

Stop what you are doing and look at this lovely story. A photography student in the 80s took pictures of punks and mods on the street in Preston. He’s now tracked them down and photographed them again. The pictures and stories are really ❤️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Cat has come inside, shat in the freshly cleaned litter box, and immediately asked to go back out.

schwa is the spookiest English vowel because any other vowel can become it it's like a vowel ghost cədaver skeləton devəl halləween autəmn

I bought some cheap cutlery from Argos 29 years ago. It's still going strong (although it is now my second-best cutlery). And I bought a pair of jeans 35 years ago that came with a free sweatshirt. I still wear it.

Ooh, Martin Shaw in A Man For All Seasons at the Lowry. My dorman inner Professionals fan is raising their head in interest.

Every version of Moving Finger, Megan is absolutely insufferable.

I'm watching Reacher and the credit, "Based on Persuader by Lee Child and his character, Jack Reacher," really does make it sound like Reacher co-wrote the book.

I was going to clip Blue this weekend, but I've decided I'm not that mean.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Found uncredited on Threads. If you know, you know. If you don't, there's always the alt text.

literally this comic except he apparently lives in Czechia instead of Nebraska

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

Some experts say the cats have been fed. Speak to the cats themselves, however, and you'll hear a different story. One that may shock you. On our new, six part podcast, we ask the big question: In the war between experts and cats... ...just who can we truly believe?

@wreathed Tony McCarroll is doing a talk at a pub in my town, and I thought of you!

Saaaaaaaaaame.

My mum often talked about Uncle Arthur, a friend of her grandfather. I was so excited when I worked out he was Arthur Rostron, commodore of the Cunard Line. And then I discovered this was him.

My commiserations to all the infrastructure folks out there. I'm just glad that, for once, it isn't networks.

Guarantee you that pretty much no-one who bought a "Proud of the BBC" t-shirt would wear it in public now

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eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

Ooh, this looks good!

This audiobook narrator has Influencer Voice. I'm, like, literally shaking, guys.

Good for him.

Never played DnD but I was the explosives expert in my last RPG so... Boom Forest?

Trees, oil on canvas, by Soichiro Tomioka (1922-94). Japan

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Briefly thought Colman was the newest Skarsgard to hatch.

“Everybody’s dead, Dave.” “Edward the Confessor’s dead?” “Everybody’s dead, Dave.” “What about Harald Hardrada?” “He’s dead, Dave. Everybody’s dead, Dave.” “Not King Harold?” “Yes, Dave. King Harold’s dead, Dave. Everybody is dead, Dave.”

I want both hoodies. I already have vast numbers of hoodies. Can you have too many hoodies?

It’s Angela Lansbury’s birthday, so what better time to reshare this?

happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate

The Empire Strikes Back for Tax Purposes