Matt Seymour

If someone as brilliant as Jane has to post a cry for help, something is very wrong with the world.

This is as close to a cry for help that you'd see from me. I need work. I need money for shelter and food in the meantime. I've run out.

Become so middle class. Just reached into my back pocket and pulled out a Waitrose AND an M&S receipt… Sorry Aldi, for I have sinned.

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All these f*ckers buying up all the AC units and selling them for double on eBay can get in the bin. FU. That is all.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI" #dadjokes

Time for the insufferable

My god

Are United purposely trying to piss me off…? Bryan almost getting sent off. Missing an open goal, nearly giving away a pen, relief when Newcastle got a red card, then did did away a pen… such BS

Spent multiple days fixing this under accessibility agency advice… 🙄

Crazy.

I loved the game. Loved the result. Love the way we played. Not a kill joy or looking to spoil the fun. But it was counter attack play. Which is fine. But when we have more of the ball, that is when we’ll really see if there is change. That’s when we’ve struggled the most.

Yesterday I had my last mince pie. And it was a goodie. Definitely had a good 50-60 mince pies over the last 2 months. Can’t wait until Christmas again

On to the last box… reckon I’ve gone through 60 odd (pies not boxes). It was a good Christmas

Best thing about Christmas being over is cheaper mince pies.

SAF looks as disgusted with this defense as rest of us. #mufc

Ridiculous game. Where is our defence

To the people who voted for Trump and now say this isn’t what they voted for.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel…

That is all.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. …. Tissue + black clothes + washing machine

Computers have been making life like house designs for years, just play The Sims.

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And finally keeping Casemiro on in the second half and oh look… we actually won

It’s still true though… same last weekend. Thankfully got the W today - much needed! #mufc

Oh!

Always the same when we have more possession… no idea

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild. Robin Deer Hare Bat Owl

A bit of a vulnerable post by me but we need your help to get us through what has been a more difficult period than 2020. It would be really appreciated if you could read and share in your networks too 💛 bell.bz/its-been-a-v...

Andy is a legend, and the course he has produced alongside some brilliant people including his team at @piccalil.li are top notch. If you have a project in mind for 2026, hit up @set.studio And/Or maybe make upskilling your Holiday treat to yourself this December!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen System of a Down Slipknot KoRn POD Jay-Z

Crazy question but do these clear frames cause any distractions with light refracting through the frames and arms into the eyes?

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Scares me that some devs and engineers don’t touch code anymore and just prompt.

You’d think he was talking about Donald #Drumpf

My favorite comment on the FT story

What he said: 💯 🎯

Where’s the dark mode app icon gone @bsky.app ?? :(

That was a big De Gea save #LIVMUN

Keeping up appearances still is a family favourite, Dame Patricia Routledge will be missed. MIND THE CYCLIST RICHARD!

Obits don't get written in advance, don't be silly...

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

He’s Clueless. #mufc

To my dad, on what would have been his 70th birthday www.mattseymour.co.uk/2025/09/a-le...

Today we hit childhood goals for this little lad.

Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.