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Oh my god I think I found the video.

Is this fun for Dodger fans? Is it satisfying to root for a team that will be forever remembered as the GOAT at leveraging finances and buying Ws?

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Today's the day.

Our ranks are broke, and ruin follows us.

[Exit Murderer.]

no matter how bad you are at your job, no matter how crazy things might get, very few people in modern history have ever been more over their head while in charge of a more fucked up situation than kristi noem

Trust me, I'd love to be talking about something else. How.

all of this

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

Special teams can be the difference in a game, I've been saying this

A diner poses for a social media video in a busy restaurant, March 2025.

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

January 19

dont forget to thank this nameless hero today

Over here decorating the tree with Mannheim Steamroller Xmas music on, and wifey promptly switches it to Disclosure's new album. Now we puttin up ornaments in a NY club atmosphere

While ya'll are eating turkey mayo on processed white bread and pretending like it's good, I'll be enjoying sliced Prime Rib with Horseradish Sauce on Sweet Baguette tyvm

LPT: If ur ever in a spa waiting room while the SO is getting worked on, make sure to use the restroom. You won't regret it.

I usually think curtsy lunges are a bit "fruity" but they f'd me up this AM

You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls.

Self checkout has gone too far. It's just too much responsibility for many ppl

Books hit so hard when you read them

re: Domino's promoting "5 cheese" mac and cheese 2 cheeses - makes sense 3 cheeses - wow fancy 4 cheeses - a bit sus but ok 5 cheeses - obvious fraud