life after beth 🌿

mourning the loss of my fat bitch wife

my bf is making sides inside on the stove while I'm outside grilling because gender norms are fake

we got another stinky fridge in a horror game

large and in charge (weird hand for scale) #sulcata

it's mondsday my dudes

obsessed with adding quests to my minecraft server that only I play on

fake piss but its supposed ot test positive for methamphetamine

buddy, same

it's called the grapevine maybe you've heard through it

please say it’s twizzlers please say it’s twizzlers please say it’s t

blue haven motor court cabin sign, saco, maine, 1977

Sorry but this isn't how you take care of a hotel

any recommendations before I upgrade my house to Linux?

i wasn't always such a wiener, i was once loving and gay

If you recognize this don't forget to take your pills today

those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and replace the strings with silly string which will be both messy and hilarious

i think about this every moment of my life, if you even care, bailey

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

chat the dentist gave me meds for my tooth until my appointment to extract it so why is another tooth hurting now instead lmao pls

Two years ago I decided, last minute, to make a Halloween mask in one day -- no sketching, no measuring, no ruler, just freestyle. I had some free time today, and I needed a costume for tonight, so I just did it again. It's pretty rough! But it was fun to work so loose!

told my friend my bf slipped and fell and broke my fav flashlight and she asked if he was ok???? UMM? he will heal... my flashlight??? NOT SO MUCH !

hashtag #shellfie

I voided my own warranty when I removed that one skin tag.

Man, we have /got/ to do something about *gestures helplessly at everything* all this.

gender rolling up on the gender ramp with loose gender trucks and totally eating gender shit

fun fact: jk there are no more fun facts

day 2 of my Minecraft instance being broken because some moron broke it (it's me, the moron)

every time you make me learn about a new internet person you owe me $10

I've seen better heads on boils!

Embrace the silly side of kaiju media. #godzilla #painting #acrylics #traditionalart

this eerie bit reminds me of a fun slice of the internet i stumbled across yesterday from @digitalbeth.space one would think hearing your own voice could be a good and comforting sign but no digitalbeth.space/dogwalk