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I keep attempting in good faith only to have god spit in my eye every fucking time

I just realized Macross 7’s Seventh Moon is a calque of hot summer nights on the Top Gun OST Like duh, but so many things clicked just now

Good memes transcend language, and time.

How am I just now learning about The Beerwolf. This dude rules. He loves silver bullets

Bluesky has four kinds of users

thanks for your time

Kamala prosecuted people in San Francisco for WEED but prosecuting Donald Trump now that's too far

The Exorcliff #heathoween

cheaper marmalade? healey, do i look like paddington fucking bear to you?

hell yeag

you are whatever you spend the most time doing. im a sleeper

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

Let a million furry Buddhas bloom

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

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it is my deepest and most fervent wish that the tech oligarchs suffer consequences for openly allying with fascism the world over maybe we can extradite zuck in 2029

Explaincars Drama: because of its bad altitude

Louder for the people at the back

full and equal rights is a really low bar in the year two thousand and twenty six and anyone who wants to frame that as a naive or unreasonable purity test can go make love to an easybake oven underwater imo

#azumangadaioh #azumanga #あずまんが大王

To pay a bill, press 1. To awaken ravenous tentacled horrors that slumber in the void between worlds, press 2. To hear your balance, press 3.

I say idk a lot for a girl who always knows everything

like. we can see the uk labour party. i’m looking at them right over there with my little fucking. opera glasses. i saw them do this already. we all did

your girl out here lookin fine as hell

Sneaking a fully grown Saguaro cactus into the movies