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I needed this today. You may too.

I cannot thank Brazil and Serbia enough. In these difficult times, it is incredibly heartening to see good people organizing themselves to prevent the worst. Thank you so much 🖖

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These are the fine twin cities neighbors who our asshole-in-chief calls garbage people. This is some spider-man level heroism.

I wonder how many people we could feed with the amount of money spent on attack ads on tv and sent in the mail. It’s so out of hand this year 🫠

Finally some news that doesn’t make me want to throw up

RIP Psycho Suzi’s Motor Lounge The only 2-story tiki bar with massive deck and balcony overlooking the Mississippi River

Reading the morning news in the 2020s:

*record scratch* you may be asking yourself, “how did I end up here?” @onwardandupward.bsky.social probably knows.

Someone turned a Hungry Hungry Hippo into a tractor

Be sure to check your child’s Halloween candy. Last year, we found a copy of Atlas Shrugged in a fun-size Milky Way.

There’s no time to explain. Jump in the $10 Garfield kiddie ride bid.auctionmasters.com/ui/auctions/...

IDK if i've said this before, but Dark City is an underrated underappreciated classic.

Go to your camera and search “boat” and post one that you like. #TikiMcBoatface

Big Silo (tv series) energy in this hotel

Dang the gideons have really upped their game in this hotel

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Getting big rancor energy from these weird goats

Slightly ominous dystopian hotel room view, but also quite lovely. Hello from Chicago.

So is this good luck or bad luck.

Go see Musk Documentary. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

We don’t actually have to let an unelected trillionaire genocidal maniac control our free speech, actually. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...

She only made it 1/2 a scaramucci

They haven’t gone since I was 5. I still have a stadium cushion from that year.

That $366 million Elon is spending to try and convince voters that Congress should stay Republican? It's more money than McCain's 2008 campaign spent. But it's also, relative to Musk's net worth, the same as a household at the median income spending $32.

Oh great, now the mad king is sending his minions to raid my representative’s home and sabotage her re-election because she had the audacity to stand up against his support of middle east genocide and US concentration camps. 🖕👀🖕 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

The plot to the new Carousel of Progress refurb is pretty bleak

Random memory to a simpler time when seeing this was mildly exciting #Iykyk

In case you wonder why I fucking hate the very existence of billionaires.

Headlines used to be like "Lawmakers Spar Over Budget Concerns" Now they're all "Powerful Wizards Warn of a World-Ending Magic, Mad King Unconvinced"

She also knows the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye 💪

wtf month and latitude is it, again? #whatClimateChange?

I take it they don’t know what Storyville was back in the early 1900’s of New Orleans. Or maybe they do, what with “amusement services”?

These Genius Juice x Cinderella 99 look well happy spread out and ready to begin flowering🌱. They seem thrilled in their new home now that i’m done wasting space with my massive reveg experiment that ended up hogging the whole tent but yielding barely 2oz of popcorn nugs. Autopots, ROLL OUT

If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without an explanation.

1-star, would not recommend urban death squads killing people without cause.

Old Speckled Hen is not Old, speckled, or a hen. Discuss.

Watching American football in an English style pub Is just weird. Like cranking opera in a tiki bar.