Dennis Maxwell

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

Do you disavow the Brother Karamazov? Do you disavow the Affleck brothers?

Go to your camera roll and search "boat", then post a picture of a boat you like.

They're doing a form of racism on the other site where you pretend that jet aircraft and helicopters don't exist. (the one-upsmanship at the bottom is pretending that repeating firearms and modern artillery doesn't exist as well)

Everyone’s mad at Danny Trejo for signing on to Ben Shapiro’s pro-ICE movie but now his son reveals how Shapiro’s team tricked an old man into doing this 😡

This entire discourse is fucking hilarious.

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

My 1st grader: Why is Pac-Man chased by ghosts? Me: Shame, regrets, the past... 1st grader: No I mean is he a cookie?

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

No, you can’t. The line on immigration is exactly what fuels the fascists. The line is ‘immigrants are bad’. That’s a fascist line.

Holy crap. From the China GT this weekend, Ollie Millroy had a huge accident, car was on fire and seemingly the track marshals were asleep at the wheel while Millroy struggled to get out Enter Loek Hartog, who literally pulled over, got out of his race car, and helped get Millroy out of his car.

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

If you want to offer Apple feedback to Apple Maps after they changed the name of Lake Ontario, here is the link www.apple.com/feedback/map...

as always the problem here is lumping in immoral and unethical with illegal, which I'd argue is actually part of a Huntingtonian two step intended to let GOFOs off the hook

I appreciate @hcrichardson.bsky.social for highlighting this issue, but this figure & history is not quite right. After the earthquake in 2010, the Obama admin granted TPS, then as the recovery stumbled amid cholera outbreaks, granted it again in 2011. Roughly 50,000 people got TPS then. 1/

Has anybody seen these “Department of War” commercials? JFC, they are horrible. Like a bad trailer to a B war movie. And “war.gov”? Fuck these guys. Seriously.

You've been hearing the story about how Dolly Parton turned down Elvis when his people demanded a chunk of her royalty rights in exchange for recording "I Will Always Love You". That reminded me of something I've wondered about for a long time. The guy who actually put the ask on Dolly was a ...

It’s genuinely difficult to articulate how evil destroying USAID was. And it’s weird bc some people are so committed to the US anti-imperial angle that they skip right over the “literally the worst excesses of capitalism, the world’s richest man just decided to turn off money to poor people” angle.

Watching the movie The French Dispatch for the first time in a long while. It’s such a brilliant movie, as most of Wes Anderson’s movies are. This is one of his best, though.

Make a band bigger Radio Galaxy-brain

Private prisons should not exist. Ever. That’s all.

one part “my green room friends thought it was mean,” one part debilitating fear of backlash. inability to see that ossof successfully goaded the white house into *being reactive* and thus revealing that there is a story here

My kid made the varsity soccer team today. And while I am proud of him, we are not crazy sports parents. He plays because he likes it. But what I realize is that there aren’t that many soccer games if his left to see. Going to his games is one of my favorite things in the world.

I find it fascinating that of all motor sports, it’s drag racing that has a large number of women drivers at the top of the sport. Like you can name 4 or 5 women in the top 15 or so drivers in every class. No other motor sport has any women at all anywhere near the top and never have.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAgn... #Filmsky

I think after this Britain should give the Falklands to Spain, as a treat

This is the most insane game ever!

What a fucking game. Totally bananas. Wow. Not sure I have ever seen anything like it.

America was never going to truly become a Soccer Nation until we strong-armed FIFA in a completely corrupt transaction that benefits us at the expense of the concept of fairness. So, congrats to us!

the audio is what makes this a perfect 10