boo-ey (scary edition)

so apparently we're doing the whole "share who we are" thing

they're winning tomorrow, no biggie

the milwaukee brewers baseball club™

COOPER

1. You can't just be up there and just checkin' a swing like that. 1a. A check swing is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A check swing is when you check the 1c. Let me start over

this is all turning into the perfect setup for an aaron ashby win, which would be the perfect way to end this season

goddamn

abner uribe

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

COOOOOOOOP

Griffin Jax & Dustin May starting tonight 6 letters are the fewest in the last names of a World Series pitching matchup!

almost half the games lmfao

run like hell by pink floyd going to break? i respect that immensely

the brewers are trailing early in a potential clinching game? gotta stick to the formula that works

dustin may 👍

it's almost time HIT THE MUSIC

My pitcher’s Jacob Amy keeps the score Ueck’s on the call Brewers in 4️⃣

it's for the garbage disposal you dunce

dustin may -> shane drohan -> dl hall -> abner uribe -> aaron ashby -> trevor megill the path to the promised land

why did it take 100 years

meant to order a balsamic chicken salad and got the balsamic chicken sandwich instead.....i'm not upset about it

There are 47 instances in postseason history of a player having 2 hits in an inning Jackson Chourio is the only player to do it twice (2025 NLDS G1, 1st)

64 seconds of Milwaukee TV tonight

Chris Hook on Brandon Woodruff pitching in the World Series: "I don’t think we can clap enough or say enough or do enough to give him enough applause for what he’s brought to his organization."

Are you fucking brain dead

via @stathead.com, throughout 122 years of world series history there have been two games in which a team scored 10+ runs and allowed 3 or fewer hits. both were the brewers (tonight and 1982 game 1)

UPDATE: Brandon Woodruff To Pitch Ninth Inning of World Series Game 3

Three months ago, Brandon Woodruff - the longest-tenured Brewer - announced he had to undergo shoulder surgery that might’ve been career-ending. Now he’s on the mound closing out Game 3 and bringing the Brewers one win from a World Series victory. How can you not be romantic about baseball?

The series is not fixed. That’s ridiculous. Show me one thing that would justify you saying it’s fixed. Like show me the ball bouncing in Tampa off a sign for the Wisconsin-based fast food chain, Culver’s

SAL

How do the Brewers do it? Great question and I have a great answer for you

they made the padres and dodgers look like this too, playing the milwaukee brewers is a soul sucking experience

the thing about william contreras is he doesn't have an off switch and will rather drag you to hell with him than turn down his competitive edge* *excludes running to 1B as batter-runner

i call them the miami cold *send skeet*