dog riding turtle

Seems to me that the team that actually sells out Audi Field regularly should have some say in the matter.

can't wait for game 6 at the exciting time of 'in the middle of an all-day meeting'

lmao okay sure. three 3s for Kiah why not

when I've been waiting all day for Sunday night

how is this shit still happening. just absolute clown hours.

jerry jones recognized a union before Wizards of the Coast

pal they do this every day and it's just called "the op ed page" (with apologies to the exceptions)

listen i am not a designer but i do question the wisdom of the folger shakespeare library making their cover aesthetic 'can of la croix'

tfw the national basketball association boys are back in town www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN12...

yep

"i believe my children are my property" is the core neurosis at the heart of So Much

i'm tired, bruh

the movie is good, folks

the first of two significant times in history where a toobin flashed a bunch of dick

new any% wr, just in time for fright fatales

My great-great grandmother got herself and her family on a boat from Odessa to the US after Cossacks beat her husband over the head during a pogrom. He was never the same. It would have looked a lot like this. Disgraceful.

'oh elon musk's car flies' you know who did that shit first. dominic fucking toretto, in a hypersport, between two of the etihad towers. get real.

Crossword puzzles are conscious. -they use language to communicate. -they can and do deceive. For example, one of ours recently used the clue “Worn out wood?” for the answer STRAPON. Crosswords are people now.

soni!!! please washington get this woman some help so she does not have to be crunchtime lead guard AND crunchtime shotmaker AND crunchtime defender of the other team's best perimeter player

hell yeah i got two more years to be a kid

Many of us knew this from the start, yet you motherfuckers in the corporate media insisted on treating it as an existential crisis for the league bc it was doing numbers on the Nazi site that you still treat as the town square

all of us just watched these university admins wield enormous power against palestinian student orgs, including unaffiliated ones, so these excuses land flatter than ever

No Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life http://theonion.com/no-amount-of-training-could-have-prepared-cat-for-first-1845689325/

unsurprising yet pathetic

i know jacobin is the world's easiest punching bag but lmaooooooooooooo c'mon these guys gotta be ops at this point

Donald Trump posted on Truth Social calling Dr Annie Andrews a transphobic slur this week, and her response is to ensure everyone knows she hates trans people too. Christ, the Democrats are fucking pathetic.

it's giving rod dreher

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

hey this is insanely fucked up.

This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...

'our models took action we didn't intend' dogg the fuck are you talking about they're computers they did precisely what you told them to do

the washington mystics kick ass

new cat just dropped!!! www.nbcnews.com/science/envi...

tfw mitch mcconnell, the person who did the most to make the overturn of roe v. wade possible, is being paraded in front of the world with a complete lack of bodily autonomy

total masterclass in how not to write a statement by ed sheeran. like i'm on the bleachers whoopin and hollerin. the purest 0/10 these eyes ever beheld

so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?

As a millennial the Iraq war was when I learned America felt no responsibility for human life abroad and hurricane Katrina was when I learned it felt no responsibility for American lives either

You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.

me sneaking into china to bring back one of these bad boys

true heads know what will actually happen is Jared Young will tie the MLB record for dingers in one month just to make you go broke

over on the everything app, DC centrists still think that a shoplifting epidemic is the reason CVS locks up all the detergent. if they lived in reality, they would know that DC larceny rates have been falling by double digits year over year.

people my age (ancient) doing generational discourse makes me want to kms

given the coverage coming out of the New York Times political desk over the last 2 years, I do not find that suprising! quite the contrary!

Westbrook retired via an inscrutable instagram video narrated by Michael B. Jordan and directed by a guy who does Larry June videos. He is wearing a shirt that says Don’t Rock With What They Say. He does not speak. Truly one of the greatest to ever do it. A man for all time.

“It’s okay to admit that a football stadium can’t support a lively urban district, because if it could, another city would have figured it out by now.”

bro,

We found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)

oh so they’re *very* scared DSA can win huh

this is accurate. centrist lib attacks on the left are best understood as identity politics. that they would gnash their teeth and wail that it isn't true doesn't make it any less accurate.