The Sword of Domi-cles

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Severe cold and sore throat has me out here wanting to deepthroat a Popsicle

30,000 years ago, a wolf tentatively approaches a fire…

The fetishisation of "debate" as some sort of grand public good that everyone should do is so thoughtless and jarring to me because the more you actually do it the more it becomes apparent that genuinely constructive debate is actually a pretty niche thing.

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Belle Shore Apartment Hotel.

Picturesque sky/clouds to complement the fall colors on the trees this morning… (phone camera no match for the reality.)

There was another one of those vertical beams

Why waste time trying to explain the concept of a rightward drift in the Overton Window when you could just show someone a chart of when my cats think they should get dinner vs. when they do get dinner over time

I really really really *want* to like tofu but I have yet to find an application I actually do like. It's entirely a texture thing-- from extra silky to extra firm my brain always wants a much different mouthfeel than what it actually is. It's been recommended that I try it at Big Bowl. Someday.

Also, if you're not testing the meniscus of your soup pots, are you even cooking soup? (DIDN'T SPILL MORE THAN A THIMBLE.)

Ah, soup season. Have you missed me as much as I've missed you? (Creamy tomato cheese tortelloni soup with onion, tomato, kale, and hot italian sausage topped with shredded Parmesan and served with garlic herb bread.)

Update: they were v good (the purple one could have used less lemon juice and more apple wine and simple syrup)

Humans are my favorite animal

Just gonna sit and enjoy the quiet

🎃 Otherworld : 09 • Transformation. • #art #illustration #ink #whitegelpen #otherworldlyink2026

buried lede in the announcement is that this is being directed by @alanresnick.bsky.social (UNEDITED FOOTAGE OF A BEAR, THIS HOISE HAS PEOPLE IN IT)

The Failure VIP was worth every penny and I am so glad I did it. Certified sweetie3.14s. One of em asked me if I was dressed for Halloween and I said "nah, this is pretty normal for me? I'll wear this in May." More makeup than usual and I've still got that blinding Pillsbury Dough Boy glow tho

My first-ever paid VIP concert experience is happening tonight and I am so excited Failure deserves my money

"To be lost and to be found, that is the lifespan of love. And in its brevity, its tragedy... this has been made eternal. Better this way... to fade... with your eyes gazing upon me.." 🍁 #art #Frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social

"less than 5% of people are trans so-" Less than 1% of matter is carbon but I'd like to see you try to build a society without it

ok bro

I’m in the dark so I took some pictures of the stars

✨Waluigi after dark✨ costume dry-run! WAAHHHHHHH

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

Raphael gets it.

please help… my son…

My partner sending me this immediately before I go into the scan tube

a reminder that sometimes there is beauty in endings, too

Today is a day for gettin' spreadsheet psychosis

"How is this not an Onion headline" is the wrong question. That's the old question, from the old world, from the time of the Old Republic. The question now is, "How is reality now contained entirely within the paradigm of the Onion?"

There's so much power in saying, "I'm sorry. That really sucks. They shouldn't have said/done that to you. You didn't deserve that."

It's rare to find people like this ER doctor who can speak truth to your pain. And when you do... it's beautiful, but it hurts so much. It hurts the part of you that has always known you deserved to be treated this way, even as others made you believe you didn't.

Sophia Petrillo would have been great on Bluesky. Golden Girls fact-based fact.