Chase Hoffman

Evergreen Post: Going into this MLS season I have:

Guðjohnsen? Nay - Bestjohnsen! #brfc #blackburn #rovers

No movie has ever had a better line than "Tom Mix wept".

Send him down to Austin and he'll be selling weed on dirty Sixth in less than 6 months.

Rodolfo Borrell should not be allowed to generate key-pairs.

@sickoscommittee.org ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MACTION?!?! 11 years old and already knows the truth.

@sickoscommittee.org your semi-annual reminder of the greatest 5 minute span in all of football history, both on the field and in the announce booth. youtu.be/ZHkABO0VwCg

This seems illegal.

The $10 Harbor Freight sonic screwdriver, for all those times your kid forgets one for Halloween.

The official vehicle of Bluesky, a kei truck with bisexual lighting

thinking about this again and smiling

He's got nothing on Sgt. Pepper or Ballapeno.

@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

That just broke me. #AEWDynamite

Given the energy at this show I wouldn't be surprised if Danielson takes a Tiger Driver 91. #AEWDynamite

FINALLY I have an answer to the question

Gravity Forgot. We Won't. #AEWDynamite

#AEWDynamite

💔💔💔 #AEWDynamite

I'm going to start a renfair specifically targeting the year 1451. Only period food and garb from 1451 will be allowed.

Two goals from Jannick Liburd, the U.S. Virgin Islands international slash Danish pundit, today for The Dashing Eagle in a win over Saint Martin. I wrote about one of Concacaf's most interesting internationals last summer: getconcacafed.substack.com/p/usvi-winge...

big love to @wfmu.bsky.social's own @davethespazz.bsky.social on a debut book i didn't know i needed: a biography of professional jerry lewis imitator sammy petrillo that's also a bowtie-spinning history of the seedy showbiz/comedy/burlesque underground. feralhouse.com/product/your...

Politicians need to realize that when superintelligent free-thinking mega-AIs hack each other to destroy all infrastructure, it was fall upon the backs of the load-bearing furry and trans women programmers who have maintained the internet for decades to save us

When you forget a present for your friend's 14th birthday party, and beg Dad for help...

Welcome to Our Lady Of Blessed Ammunition. No Alucards may enter this raffle.

No, I don't think I will. You're building the Torment Nexus from the classic novel "Don't let the government legalize the Torment Nexus". Oh, and the whole INSANE WAR, MASSIVE HUMAN RIGHTA VIOLATIONS, AND ECONOMIC DISASTER. Go on okcupidcouch.com or ashleymadisoncouch.com and do something else.

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

True story.

@hoonofthe.day the BMW actually used its turn signal, so surprisingly good.

This is both ludicrously specific and incredibly diverse for one checkbox.

So, uh, I might have done some analysis work on MLS Bubble determination and probability. Coming to a stats website near you soon, presuming Smarter People Than I don't find any glaring flaws.

I'm working on an article about predicting the MLS playoff bubble. It's surprisingly consistent. Also the new DOUBLE EFFING ELIMINATION AUSSIE RULES PLAYOFF setup would, had it existed to this point, have the playoff PPG almost identical to the current one, and a top 8 PPG at heavy consistency.

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

"We are worse off without Andy, but we are significantly better off for having had him at all." AEW pays tribute to Andy Williams, and will continue to do so on Saturday’s Collision. A beautiful tribute from Excalibur. #AEWDynamite

My 11 year old is having phone issues around homework (turns out most 3rd party control apps on Android are bad). So... welcome to 2004, kiddo.

Lily Lloyd Hoffman has shed 8 pounds and is back down to her fightin' weight. She has yet to appear for the USWDNT U15 months, but we have hope.

Hey, Tottenham finally won something!

DAMMIT AUSTIN FC HIRED STEVE CLARK

I'm glad RRISD remains ever vigilant in protecting my children.

We cannot stress how good an idea this is. Betting is the ultimate evolution of the game.

So... is Ryan Gosling the red flag?

@miketoole.com did you know one of the founders of AnimEigo also made one of the most difficult, obtuse, and therefore legendary CPRG's of all time? youtu.be/IQkA59F2thg

🎶"Comes across all shy and Coy, just another... " 🎶

#aewallin

ALL MIGHT IS ALL ELITE #AEWALLIN

How is the crotch chair spot not the most painful thing in this match? What kompromat does Darby Allin have on Death to keep pulling this stuff off quasi-safely? #aewallin

Sting should have turned on his son, aligning himself with Christian Cage. #aewallin

@hoonofthe.day - you need some Nurburgweez. qrpyna.com/WeezEarth/