Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht

"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - Santayana "Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it." - Santana

I feel like it shouldn't be this hard to find politicians who aren't sex pests or enablers, but I'm probably naive.

are we there yet, funk soul brother

Reboot Silk Stalkings, you cowards.

I actually like the new Carrie tv show.

The worst part is how insufferable people from Wisconsin are going to be. At least the Packers are mid at best.

Chandler Simpson needs one of those little parachutes that fast cars get to help them slow down

My old man opinion is that it's weird that people post videos of themselves getting ready and weird that people watch them.

Most arrangements are edible, including the ones made of eels.

This doesn't seem like a real thing.

So, you're telling me that this cycle is bi?

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

Joe camel toe. [Send]

My thoughts on The Invite (2026) are that Cruz and Norton are much better at acting than Rogan and Wilde. I'm also glad I didn't see it with the parents.

Rick Wakeman, eat your heart out.

liberty skibidi

We really can't state enough that the state of trans rights is not a fight for progress, it's against regression We haven't made real progress in ten years. We've been fighting to keep fascists from stripping away rights we enjoyed unquestioned a decade ago

At least the Italians won the sausage race. Rays Up.

We need to talk more about how Exile in Guyville is one of the best and most important rock records of the 90s. I want all that stupid old shit, letters and sodas.

I got four vaccines today, so I imagine I'll start to develop a fascination with trains soon?

I just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman

There's always something there to remind me of Burt Bacharach.

Maybe that gecko guy could filet liberty biberty from throat to taint.

I endorse keeping adults away from childrens genitals

I want you to want me, I guess.

Jump, Jive, and Wail, motherfuckers.

Paul: She was just seventeen. Me: Uh, that's kind of creepy dude. Paul: You know what I mean. Me: Yeah, that made it worse somehow.

As always, Sanchez has smart things to say. Rays Up!

It's cool how The Economy is like six of the worst companies run by the weirdest, most cooked people in the world giving each other billions of dollars until the bubble bursts

Well, that's a shame. You probably couldn't make Poison Ivy these days. people.com/tom-skerritt...

Let baseball be fun. Rays Up! www.jezebel.com/junior-camin...

We should talk more about Fugazi. The thing about Fugazi is that they spawned a thousand bands, but most of those bands didn't have anywhere near the chops of Fugazi.

I'm old enough to remember when Neil Bush was a crook and a pariah.

"I smell sex and candy" is why Marcy Playground is no longer allowed to participate in trick or treating.

It's weird that Canada named a province after two dog breeds.

Outside of The Simpsons (which spans generations), I think the X-Files is the quintessential Gen X tv show.

Kermit after getting punched in the kidneys: It's not easy peeing green.

So, there's a couple who come into the cafe. She's a young (thirty-something?) goth baddie, and he's an older (50-something?) mediocre white dude who drives a cybertruck. I thought maybe it was a sugar daddy situation, but it might be a mistress situation (the s/m kind, not the infidelity kind).

If it happens, they're going to cancel work and school and stuff for a couple of days, right?

99% of us are having a hard time right now so please remember: if you see someone stealing food— no you fucking didn’t

So, you're telling me there's no baseball on tonight?

Ponies for everyone. independentpoliticalreport.substack.com/p/vermin-sup...

Many are saying "Rays in 5."