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I had a long discussion with my daughter during dinner today about that Fairford incident, and I think we cracked the case. 5 blokes (probably a bit inebriated) decide to steal some red diesel from the equipment of a farmer of the neighborhood.

...You won't believe it, those 5 bloody guys, that's for real, they are trying to blow up the Fairford RAF base! And off they get arrested.

I had a long discussion with my daughter during dinner today about that Fairford incident, and I think we cracked the case. 5 blokes (probably a bit inebriated) decide to steal some red diesel from the equipment of a farmer of the neighborhood.

One hour later, the farmer's wife needs to get out of the farm, but is blocked by 3 white vans on the road out to Whelford, with 5 guys waiting in their balaclavas for the cops to come and arrest them. And she worries that maybe they could be, you know, terrorists! So she calls the cops.

I had a long discussion with my daughter during dinner today about that Fairford incident, and I think we cracked the case. 5 blokes (probably a bit inebriated) decide to steal some red diesel from the equipment of a farmer of the neighborhood.

The cop: Hello, 999 here, how can I help? Yes. Yes. What? You are Red Diesel thieves, really? And you want us to come and arrest you in white vans in Whelford? Are you drunk or what? Stop wasting our time and get back to bed!

I had a long discussion with my daughter during dinner today about that Fairford incident, and I think we cracked the case. 5 blokes (probably a bit inebriated) decide to steal some red diesel from the equipment of a farmer of the neighborhood.

Tim: No mate, we're dead I tell you! Look at us with our balaclavas and our white van. We're bloody terrorists to them, and they have jet planes and rocket launchers! We're dead! There's only one thing that can save us, let me call the cops.

I had a long discussion with my daughter during dinner today about that Fairford incident, and I think we cracked the case. 5 blokes (probably a bit inebriated) decide to steal some red diesel from the equipment of a farmer of the neighborhood.

A RAF jet plane flies over the white vans with a roaring sound, and land on the strip half a mile from them. Tim: Guys! We're on a bloody Air Force base! They're gonna blow us out if they find us here. We're dead man, we're dead! Why did you get us in that shit, Tom?

I had a long discussion with my daughter during dinner today about that Fairford incident, and I think we cracked the case. 5 blokes (probably a bit inebriated) decide to steal some red diesel from the equipment of a farmer of the neighborhood.

Only one of them know exactly where to go, and the others run along with it because, why not, a quid or two, no risk, easy job. And what else would you do on a Sunday morning right before dawn? They just have to put on their balaclavas, pick up the white vans, and the barrels to put the gas into.

I have the feeling that when the US wake up on the morning of November 8, 2028, it will feel like a bad Las Vegas movie, with a corpse in the bed (the US soft power) and our hero having no recollection of what happened last night (previous 12 years).

But everyone around will know exactly what had happened. And our hero will only deny each and every minute of that last night as he discovers what they did.

2 Arthurian jokes in webcomic form on the same day? What are the odds? @zachweinersmith.bsky.social @smbccomics.bsky.social @xkcd.com

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