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Kevin Durant if you're reading this you picked the wrong team to join, the coach is a moron, the manager can't draft and the players are all young and getting worse, somehow. Better luck on your next team, this one ain't it.

1. It's because the conservative press will talk about nothing else 2. The mainstream press likes how the conservative press sets the agenda, makes their jobs a lot easier

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Final: #Rockets improve to 4-0 after sweeping Atlanta in a road-home. Houston wins 120-110

and all of a sudden it's a 20 point lead HOUSTON ROCKETS BASKETBALL

I *believe the line the other night at #1 on the Top 10 was… “Amen the twin blocks Wemby at the rim to secure the win”😂😂😂

TARI YOU DONT GOTTA DO EM LIKE THAT

Imagining a world that's totally identical except 30% of NBA players are named Yaxel instead of Jalen

i thought they'd be really good this year but how fun they are and how much fun they're having has really caught me by surprise a very, very feel-good season so far

i literally thought it was a turnover until it touched alpi's hands

damn. the hawks look like they're gonna do this

REED DUNK!!!!

Every time I look over at it on my 2nd screen and see the score I do a double take to make sure its not still the 1st quarter

If the real priority was actually protecting girls from actual men who pose a risk to them in sports, it would make much more sense to advocate for banning male coaches and male doctors. And I’ve never, ever ever heard that suggestion, because that’s not really what this is about.

woofs good

My favorite way to learn breaking news is through shitposts

oh shit Lula! Fuck to Bolsonaro!

Brazil going the way of South Korea. Basically around the world women are desperately trying to keep power out of the hands of incredibly stupid fascistic grifters while men keep trying to hand it over. Men are an embarrassing cringe gender.

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fuck this idiot, they'll just win both

jesus christ

rockets are understandably tired but they need to lock in a bit here

craig should be old enough to remember that smooth criminal had the lean, not thriller

atlanta really doesn't want to lose this

i liked a win and i love any time myrto scores i hated how half the game looked like liquid fart

austin fc managed to win so that was great now we see if the rockets can hold on to win this one (looking pretty good)

Good lord Reed Sheppard is incandescent right now

the houston rockets are so fucking cool so far

the hawks are good at shooting threes

the amount of fun they're having and self-respect they're exhibiting is really excellent to bear witness to oh and the winning is good

So what if Amen Thompson just gets better at the things he did well last year and finishes what's that world look like

im amazed either is favored to win, this is horrid

wow more injuries! what a great soccer match!

ervin torres getting hurt is the real feces blob on the sewage sandwich for Austin FC

watching rockets fight against a good team on a back to back and then at the same time austin fc is favored to lose against a team that's scored 4 goals since the start of september. real uh stark dichotomy

darkwing duck-looking ass RGIII

Yes. And. I earnestly entreat everyone to simply not care about any of these issues

One of my suspicions about people is that just bwcauawt they don't believe something doesn't mean they don't believe it

I know you want to see that Amen Thompson block again, so here it is. From Kevin Durant tying his shoes to the block and the ensuing celebration, a courtside view of the game-deciding play from the #Rockets win over the Spurs.

what's up everyone in case your day isn't great I'll just remind you that amen Thompson blocked Victor wembanyama at the rim to seal the win for the Houston rockets last night

Presumably the response from the other side is "this is a fake drummed up story, it never happened and the real corruption is the dems." Maybe a little sprinkling of "you're just mad you're too poor to take part in corruption"

Amen Thompson is the only NBA player in the last 25 seasons to have a game-winning block (block on game-tying or go-ahead shot) in the final five seconds of a game against a player at least nine inches taller than them. 🐦 https://x.com/OptaSTATS/status/2113861617083638144

Amen Thompson did the impossible — twice. First dispatch from a really fun second game of the season. www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/rocke...

it's so beautiful, isn't it

amen made @nbabeau.bsky.social 's job a little easier tonight

Look at that timestamp. Insane 😂 #Rockets

the timing and height

with ketchup and mustard all things are possible

Low-angle view of Wemby failing to get around Amen Corner.