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He didn’t change. They did.

The world is terrible. Here is a pallete cleanser.

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Kash's FBI obviously can't investigate the material uncovered in the Epstein Files until there's a true crime podcast about it...

We're at the beginning of the bubble bursting. MS actually EXCEEDED revenue expectations, it's AI division is what missed targets futurism.com/future-socie...

I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.

Wine is like taco bell in that the best time to consume it is at 3am whilst crying.

"Secret police" is often misunderstood to mean a force that operates covertly, with all their operations secret. But a secret police force's actions are often public. The secret part is hiding their identities, because they're breaking laws to hurt politically disfavored people, and fear reprisals.

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

Cool to know we just pissed away $40,000,000,000

2026s mascot

The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world. But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.

So is FIFA gonna take the medal and weird hands-fondling-earth trophy back now, or...?

Remember when grapes had seeds?

It's 3:28am and people are letting off fireworks in the park still. I feel someone is probably drunk and apt to blow their hand odd

Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?

She should know by now Trump is the only one who can just blurt out his crimes on the regular.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup... ... How's YOUR day going?

It's a long article but it hits home about why this year felt so different from everything before it

No rest for the wicked No succour for the fully sick No respite for the radical No naps for the gnarly No beddybyes for the bodacious

I keep seeing cars pull up, thinking they're gonna be more customers for my boxing day sale, but no, never see them after I hear the car doors open and shut... ... So the brothel next door must be having a ripper day!

It never ceases to amaze me how "proud" they are of what they are doing. Bragging about it all over the TV. Right up until someone wants to actually see what they are up to. Then you get a door slammed in your face, redactions that cover entire pages, and you get called a "Domestic Terrorist".

Those malevolent spirits that leave patches of cold in their wake are the perfect for Australian summer conditions

Morning.

You'd think real time redaction of the Epstein files would be a bigger news story than it currently is, but I guess that shows just how normalised all this has become

My response to anything over the next two weeks

We will call it the Epstein War.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is an unarmed, selflessly- courageous immigrant fruit shop owner.

i stand by this statement every year

They should be learning about it for magazines they found in a dumpster in an alley behind the shops like Albo did!

Not a serious electorate. 1/3 voted to install a sociopathic racist rapist as a king and another 1/3 (non-voters) said “meh, I don’t care one way or the other if we are ruled by a king”. A democracy cannot stand if only 1/3 want it.

"She's dead, why would she lie?" has to be the the more foreshadowing line in all of horror

How long do you get to blame the last guy in the job?

What're the odds that the FIFA peace prize will cease to exist the shortly after Trump is no longer in office?

If you only need one Tolkien fact in your life it should he this one