El Doctor Extraño

Entire Precinct Made Up Of Loose Cannons https://theonion.com/entire-precinct-made-up-of-loose-cannons-1819569414/

You’re a stupid piece of shit and your computer should be taken away. I’m gonna murder an Ai chatbot in your name. You fucking loser asshole. Literal traitor to humanity. “Whaaaa the humans are being mean to me for trying to end humanity”

Grandma Recalls Wild Teenage Year Before She Met Grandpa

Bolsheviks in July of 1917

CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #15 🍄

Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket https://theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marriage-by-complimenting-wife-s-jack-1850409526/

You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character https://theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-you-want-says-fictional-character-1819566934/

World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice https://theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admit-they-just-dont-like-mice-1819567643/

historically accurate massachusetts content

timelapses always make me look indecisive (i am)

NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets https://theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling-to-improve-on-sexiness-of-regular-muppets/

"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

chatgpt turning evil and somehow taking out the power grid and then turning off because there's no power

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 12,1947

Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy

bonus option:

"Modern gamers simply won't play a game without photorealistic graphics" the current most popular genre is called Friendslop, it has seven pixels and costs $4.99

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 09,1944

you can tell no one with a second braincell thinks this will break tech companies' dominance because of how hard the tech companies are pushing it explicitly as a means of market dominance. google isnt gonna sell you the tools to de-google your life lol

huge fan of the "give the means of creating software to the 4 companies making the models (3 of whom were part of the tech oligopoly before this all started)" as a way of somehow breaking tech monopolies

Sir, did you see this? Looks like the “trade ban” is so toothless, it’s unlikely to do anything. bsky.app/profile/avde...

“A Jewish Foreign Secretary Just Announced a Trade Ban on Israeli Settlements. Give Ed Miliband Credit, as the Bad-Faith Attacks on Him Escalate” In which I argue that allegations of antisemitism don’t work against the new UK foreign secretary. Sorry Israel!

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 04,1945

God Struggling To Remember Why He Made So Many Ugly People https://theonion.com/god-struggling-to-remember-why-he-made-so-many-ugly-people/

these are CLICHES, that's my point. the panopticon is not when the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest is filmed! I know this annoys me more than it should but I just hate to see how quickly people break into the language of pathology to describe the most banal things

Nope. There is no animus. You're playing with an automated algorithm that's being assigned too many privileges with outcomes based on probability. That's like "shit I lost control of this giant bolder I was rolling down a crowded street, it must be magic."

Jock Scientists Identify Gay Gene In Fellow Researcher Carl

most embarassing country in the history of the entire earth

Fed-Up Rockstar Cancels ‘GTA VI’ https://theonion.com/fed-up-rockstar-cancels-gta-vi/