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Maw instead of hand hole

You guys remember when the onion wasn't printing truth and facts all the time?

Rowlf isn't bestiality. He's probably more intelligent than most people.

You're supposed to be a parody site, but once again you are caught delivering straight facts. <head shakes>

listen

You can't make Ms Piggy *more* sexy that's the entire point!

Lmao Skill Issue

Love it 🥰

finally a serious conversation about Muppets bsky.app/profile/wvgg...

@peachsaliva.bsky.social

And that’s how you get me to Follow you

The line in the article that slayed me was "And I can’t do anything with Rowlf because he’s a dog, and I draw a line at bestiality."

To be fair, the Muppets started at an uncommonly high level of sexiness.

That is impossible Suave

You joke but canonically Miss Piggy has done centerfolds.

Gonzo doesn’t need the work anymore. He’s joining the FBI.

We’d all crack Janice right

You're the onion you're supposed to be posting satire News!!!

Unfortunately you just can't They're already peak

On model porn is always the best. The closer you can get, the better.

Don't even get me started with the Skeksis

Didn't expect this on my feed today.

Hush, prude. (OF COURSE you're french)

Mokey Fraggle was my first waifu.

genuinely how it felt doing muppet rocky horror 😭

BAHAHAHAHA

Look, I don't want to be the one to start the conversation, but it's about goddamn time we figured out if Kermit the Frog is circumcised. The public has a right to know.

real

You didn't have to expose us like that.

@epicurianger.bsky.social

We really ought to improve these unsafe working conditions for artists.

Skill issue

Look you can only make it so much bigger and greener before it becomes a very specific fetish.

All I can tell from the photo alone is that it appears Kermit has more in common with the Hulk than just the color. That is one bulked out frog. I guess the better to murder anyone who doesn't like a certain brand of coffee.

None of yall have seen Avenue Q and it shows

What does any of this have to do with the specific post in question?

It’s him

@bilious.bsky.social

We already know Miss Piggy is perfect, so at least he can relax there.

You can't improve upon perfection.

Cant improve perfection.

It IS rather hard to improve upon perfection.

He wants to get hired on the next season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

I've seen his work, and it's quite good.

Looks like they need to tech them. @devilartemis.bsky.social

That’s the neat part, you really just gotta add a little extra meat to a normal muppet and you’re done. No need for new bells and whistles when Kermit’s bullfrog hangs down to his knees flaccid

Dude's working on the wrong end. It's all about the frogs legs.

Imagine Kermit having two fat hogs

Hey, it's a skill

bsky.app/profile/jame... Someone unironically made Miss Piggy look sexy.

It's true. It's why I've never drawn them. Can't improve on perfection

Just do what they've been doing with anime! Are horse races not sexy enough? Replace horses with waifus! Are tanks and fighter planes not sexy enough? Replace them with waifus! Are the bloody conflicts and the unification of Japan not sexy enough? Replace the feudal lords with waifus!

"Passionate bear seeks similar. That got a lot of wrong replies. Well not wrong but...wrong for me!" 😄

If any of the art feeds here on bluesky are an indication, so go for bigger T&A's. Maybe a horse penis for good measure.

That WOULD be a challenge! 😂

You may not like it but this is what peak masculinity looks like.

clearly they havent seen the thicc Miss piggy lol

The Croaker started writing for the Onion?

This administration has ordered the FBI to cover up the Henson Files.

Well there weren't before but Avenue Q has been real quiet since Kash got the job

put em on Star Trek!

has no one mentioned Shane Frost yet? the artist not the adult actor.... which i did not know existed, awful...

You just have to find the right artist. Sexy Kermit by @sarkastiklover.bsky.social:

Yeah it's a challenge. Who can beat the raw magnetism of Kermit?

There’s at least one guy who thinks Grover is already real fuckin sexy

I mean, how do you improve on perfection?

The onion is baiting the internet into proving them wrong and that's perfectly understandable

It's true. You just can't improve on the sexiness of the muppets. There, I said it.