regular steve albini

From the beginning, the danger hasn't been Trump. He is constitutionally lazy, ignorant, unambitious and just generally not good at things. The danger is from people supposedly in opposition doing fuck all to stop the rest of his coterie, categorically more evil, ambitious and skilled than him.

He’s just an old man falling asleep and farting. He’s not a diabolical mastermind. He has no supernatural powers. He’s been yelling for his red caps to come overthrow the courthouse for weeks and three people wrapped in tinfoil have showed up. If we send Donald Trump to jail, he will go there.

There are so many easter eggs in this goofy little 7" record, very happy with the way it came out.

The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.

Nuclear power is simultaneously in every quadrant.

With @themountaingoats.bsky.social and this king the board is starting to shape up.

The problem with the argument around "vote for Biden because Trump will make Gaza worse" vs "do not vote for Biden because he's assisting genocide" is that *both* of them do not work. It's like arguing about whether the best way to travel to the moon is a ladder or a submarine.

Already been sent the AI-written R&B song about the balls and the butthole twice today, if the betting line is ten I'll take the over.

New Didjits retrospective does them justice. What a great band.

retro edition America's Next Top Modem

drugs, mortadella, and rock and roll: this is the most Italian possible graffiti

From now on any obvious sex pest should be described as having a "versatile" face.

P U S S Y I N B I O M E T R I C S

There's probably no contemporary band I've spent more time listening to than Dead Meadow. They slow my mind and make me marvel with gigantic psychedelic lines that spiral beyond the frame. Requiescat Steve Kille. 🎈

A small ugliness of AI is how image tools have made video thumbnails all shiny and weird now.

Hey I heard you like Monarch butterflies or the head of a stolen mesoamerican figurine so I put that on your coffee. That'll be $6.80 please.

I don't have any insight on relationships, monogamy, all that. But the thing is, neither does anybody else. People who think they have it all figured out, the spreadsheet people, are the absolute last fucking place I'd look to for advice. I'd rather stare at a pond.

Donald Duck screaming, "Shchop Wreschisting!" as my arm breaks.

DO NOT GIVE A RIMJOB TO A PORCUPINE

Apropos of nothing there is a class of music dude whose entire personality was formed by getting ripped and watching the Blues Brothers at age 15.

Norm died too soon but also too soon

i would watch the monopoly movie if it ended like 45 minutes in because all the actors said fuck this and stopped working on it

WTF just wet outside snd it's getting eerie dark. Street lights coming on and everything.

The eclipse is over, it's safe to go back to staring directly into the sun #psa #nowyouknow

This is like a soup made by boiling of nerd bones and herbs and it is fucking delicious.

you can make an eclipse any time by holding up your thumn I can wreck anything I'm that guy don't get me started on bottled water. bike lanes. anything really, just don't get me started.

Real spate of new accounts announcing themselves "Hey fuckers I'm a real piece of shit and I'm gonna fuck this place up!" and it's awesome they just disappear into the muting engine void.

Seahorses got real lucky saxophones weren’t out yet when the naming guys got ahold of one.

Man there are only like five perfect albums people are just naming fucking records. You like Pearl Jam? Cool, that's none of my business. Perfect? Eat my ass. Marquee Moon Spiderland Zuma Back in Black Pink Flag

Name a perfeck abum wif no donk on it