Electrickery

This is from our local newspaper. I have kept it in my wallet for nearly thirty years. For reasons that I can't explain, I think it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Pagliacci showing up at the pharmaceutical conference with a bunch of kickbacks and a PowerPoint presentation on the health benefits of Gaulier Trained Clowns.

So sad to hear that the iconic, trailblazing, Apollo 11 moon landing software engineering lead, Margaret Hamilton, is no longer with us. Love this image of her, standing next to a print out of the software that landed Buzz Aldrin and Neil Amstrong on the moon! 👩‍🔬🔭🛰️🧪 ℹ️: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

So when a neutrino is just flying through space unimpeded it has a mass but it is “oscillating” among the different flavors and it doesn’t have a defined flavor until it interacts with something in a way that gives the flavor away. Neutrinos are slippery little things!

Resident Evil (2026)

signed A4 prints available for a few hours only, £20 via paypal if you want one

Stow your cheese wheels in the overhead compartment.

In these challenging times someone might need these: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: SHOUT to 85258 Please share x

Please help me spread the word about my fun books for kids. These are French copies. So great x Stick one on a list for a gift for someone soon. They're good fun. Share the gift of reading X

please help… my son…

In the late 90s I went to a hypnotherapist to cure an anxiety issue i had. He sexually assaulted me in his office. And you know what I did when I left that office? I went to reception and paid for the appointment I just had. If I had ever reported it officially, my paying after would have saved him.

13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.

Vic did the best version of Sheila Take A Bow as well.

He imposed Shania Law

Elongated Musk

New picture up on patreon

Tales of the Unexpected

Misty morning photos by the Exeter canal

I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍

Just a reminder; I PAINTED THIS! With my own hands and no AI. I also consume basically no water on a daily basis.😂 I'm working on pieces for my next collection rn but do have space and time for new commissions. If you're interested lmk!💜💫 🧪🔭🐡

Happy 75th birthday to Michael Keaton

NEW DETECTIVE COMING TO ITV THIS AUTUMN

This is such fun!! #ReformUK #Nigelfarage

Please donate if you can www.oxfam.org.uk/oxfam-in-act...

Here’s a link to the Red Cross if you’d like to donate to them www.redcross.org.uk/stories/disa...

Took my gran to get a haircut at Nandos.

Aromatic: robot archer

Here are 3 minutes of unedited sanderling joy from right before sunset tonight 🥹 🪶

I need to shift 60 last tickets for my Fringe show to break even. I’m a Scottish folksinger, performing self-penned, trad ballads and translations in Scots My shows are 21 and 23. Any support/reposts would go a long way. ❤️ 🎟️ Tickets → bit.ly/fringeif

The skill level involved here is off the charts

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x

It’s funny how if you are a member of the demographic that holds power you are just a part of that demographic whereas if you are a member of a minority you represent that minority.

I’m sure these people (and all those folk involved in all the other stuff in the media) are mates of some people I follow/follow me. I can only say that your mates need to be called out on this because what your mates did, whether you or they like it or not, contributed to a guy’s death.

Just remembered I am no longer a journalist and am allowed to say “coward”. Coward.

My friend Dom had a heart attack. It's a very bad idea. If I'd seen him on the Saturday I'd have told him not to. Daft sod. He's a brilliant writer and radio presenter and like most freelancers he doesn't earn loads and a few months out of action could ruin him. gofund.me/27ef49338

#clacton @countbinface.bsky.social

How to look at the sun without hurting your eyes like a complete chump

You got a fast car, I got a plan to get us out of here The car:

This one’s for the Nutmeg fans.

I think this might be finished. A back street in Flagstaff Arizona from a photo I took during our road trip a few years ago.

Your bad art is better than AI slop.