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We don’t deserve Pablo Torre. He’s the best journalist in sports - it’s not even close - and he makes a fraction of what the Big Network pays. Feels like the Mark Walter situation is going to blow up sports a little bit.

You misspelled "wine box".

While I’m incredibly proud to have attended Muir, Revelle would have been a lovely consolation. Love that my alma mater is so involved in the biological sciences that mean so, so much to our future. #ucsd

This is fantastic.

Just fails the most basic standard of human decency and yet 48% of the voters would pick him again.

Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18

The claim “Donald Trump recharges at night by inserting his head into his butthole” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that his head does not frequent his ass.

Elon is the poster child for “not all rich people are smart.” He is a living reminder that only the pathological pursuit of greed is a reliable indicator of top tier wealth.

This stupid, fat fucking stain on humanity. Posing for a photo he has no business in - ruining it - while also not having the dignity to avoid public appearances while his war gets people killed. Fuck him well into the afterlife.

once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme

Athletes being real and speaking their minds is a beautiful thing.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Bra-fucking-vo.

When you step back & just take it all in, it’s completely nuts that a decade-long political movement unironically fashioned themselves “alphas” while hitching their undying commitment to the whiniest weakling elderly bitch that’s ever ventured into the public square.

i had no idea this would become so literal

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

“Verify your age.” I bought Double Dribble on NES brand new.

Chapter One is up! Journey with me to turn-of-the-century Oklahoma to experience cowboys, cattle, and a lot of horse shit.

Something I just wrote while dreaming up a new angle for an existing story series: "To the sufficiently technologically-challenged, modernity is magic. To the sufficiently culturally-challenged, artistry is divinity."

wait WHAT

And now you, too, will suffer. As I have.

Eat my shit, you illiterate bald fuck.

Corporations ruin the world.

I’m going to try to say this with all the respect due a sitting US senator with years in arguably the actual most powerful position in the world - US Senate Majority Leader… … fuck Mitch McConnell in his Asshole with a 21-inch dildo wrapped in sandpaper.

The CBS Block Party is bizarre.

Ruin A Band Name With Just One Letter Backstreet Toys Fleetwood Sac Hootie & the Blobfish

I feel like not making the English play on July 4th is an own goal.

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads up in the middle of the night tending newborns or downplaying nightmares or providing cups of water or massaging growing pains or fretting over fevers or simply looking at their kiddos sleeping and thinking how lucky they are to be parents.

Someone has studied up their orbital mechanics. Or. Does this a lot. What an incredible image.

🔭 Triple Shockwave from Sun Crossing Rocket Image Credit & Copyright: John Winkopp (WAI Media) ap260615

🧵Excellent summation by @radiofreetom.bsky.social He hit every aspect of why the outline of a “deal” is Trump’s complete surrender. Tom gifted his article. It gets right to the point and regardless of your politics or spin the facts of what we know are the facts. ⬇️

opening a map of the UK like that's West Chudley, can we go to Bastardtown, we can cut through Witchgut Moor where those kids vanished, its right by Diddlescuzz. the one north of chestertonchestertownfieldspire, no you're thinking of the other chestertonchestertownfieldspire

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

🔭 The Mermaid Nebula Supernova Remnant Image Credit & Copyright: Data acquisition: Sy Ming Wong; Processing: Guangyan Gao Text: Cecilia Chirenti (NASA GSFC, UMCP, CRESST II) ap260611

Chipotlai Max is an AI agent that runs on “stolen compute” from Chipotle’s AI chat bot. They are looking to borrow from bots from Ikea, Expedia, Home Depot, and others. (via @masnick.com) [github.com]

“It’s weird. When we provided it almost completely free, cost wasn’t an issue.” Says the brain trust running the AI propaganda campaign. Humans probably weren’t meant to survive the internet.

x.com/MorePerfectU... What a fucking idiot.