Emperor Snapper

Dan Campbell is a genius

Along with the obvious gutter racism, it should be acknowledged that Mike Rogers doesn't even live in the state he wishes to represent.

I was out of commission for 6 weeks after shoulder surgery and was just let out of the sling last week. Came within 5 minutes of an age group medal despite being 20 pounds overweight and fading badly

Pat Murphy is giving off big time Lawrence Tierney in “Reservoir Dogs” energy tonight.

This is exactly what I have been up to tonight

Cavaliers 3rd quarter

Mario Hezjona coming back to the NBA after 6 years and being in the rotation of a top 6 team is pretty wild.

Ball don't like, Pascal

Journals of Gerontology - Unintentional napping was associated with a higher incidence of possible or probable dementia, data from the National Health and Aging Trends Study showed. academic.oup.com/biomedgeront...

Of all the people who will try to separate themselves from their association with Donald Trump, the guy also named Donald Trump is going to have the greatest struggle.

Just learned that my wife's family on her grandmother's side were in the Purple Gang en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_...

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

The Ultimate Brewer, the Brewer to End All Brewers, will always be Stormin' Gorman Thomas. 6'2" 210 lb slugger who looked like he was raised in a brewery. Personification of Milwaukee. 2 time HR champ, struck out constantly, was caught stealing 50% of the time. Somehow was also a good defensive CF

This is especially stupid considering they took her passport

When I was 10 years old, I went to a double header where I saw former Brewers legend Sixto Lezcano hit 3 home runs, and he became my favorite non-hometown player. Win a World Series for ol' Sixto, Milwaukee.

MLB doesn't need a salary cap, but there should be a 5000% annual luxury tax on all deferred salary payments

About a year ago a guy came into my neighborhood and walked around setting pride flags on fire. Burned my neighbors porch up, could have burned a house down. Within a week nearly every house on the street was flying a pride flag. Every little bit counts.

So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…

I still can't believe Sam Darnold's last name doesn't have an apostrophe. He will always be D'Arnold to me

For six weeks I have been in a sling after rotator cuff surgery. Today I finally got to run again. As I was finishing, I crossed the street (in a marked crosswalk with the light) and a car making a left turn almost ran me down. Nice to be back.

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

Making a great fantasy map is an art, and Ross Douthat sucks at it: defector.com/making-a-gre...

The existence of moving chains has been documented in multiple cities across different countries using increasingly fine-grained and sophisticated data. The relationship between housing supply, demand, and rent growth is well known. Denying these phenomena is quackery.

Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China

How many babies do they think she is going to have at once?

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

God bless this guy. He barely played the last 7 years of his career and was essentially an unofficial coach/practice player. Then he finally retires, gets kicked upstairs, and keeps going to practice. I hope he does this til he's 80

per @pro-football-reference.com, that's the first time a team has run the ball in field goal range in the final 20 seconds of overtime in a tie (i.e. every other running attempt ended up successfully setting up a game-winning field goal) no team has ever been that dumb

Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.

The existence of Dr. Zaius implies the Planet of the Apes has a fully functioning university system, including doctoral-granting institutions.

The Hoosiers need to get themselves a Green Lantern for the 2nd half

Happy Hangul Day! It's a Korean holiday honoring the best and easiest alphabet in the world! Everyone in Korea gets the day off work to contemplate it, but it only takes fifteen minutes to learn! So today, learn to read Korean in 15 minutes!

My most common typo on a phone keyboard is hitting "g" instead of "h" and autocorrect, which is constantly changing perfectly good words into other, unrelated words refuses to ever correct "tge"

I guess they are boy basketballs?

A lot of rich guys want you to think that the bar on the right is always going to be bigger than the bar on the left.

Mahershala Ali in an explosive action clip from ‘YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER’. Now playing in select theaters, everywhere October 16.

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Every one of these fuckers who have gleefully murdered fishermen need to be extended the same courtesy some day

"I always hated those corgis"

Dude probably has a diaper full of poop while he's saying this

I have to admit, aside from getting the size of my bed wrong, Amazon has me nailed.

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"