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Says the 🍊 smelly greasy as fuck dude from the stage - dude leaves a stain everywhere he goes

Every time his elbow twitches a neuron is dying 😍

I'd like to point at that being dirty isn't actually against the law, so I'm not sure how that connects to lawlessness or corruption. He's a disgusting, greedy, dishonest pig, but he's also just deeply fucking weird.

Right now the streets are dirty with the blood of the innocent

If you could ask one politician ONE question and they couldn’t dodge it, what would you ask?

A bad smell? A BAD SMELL!?!?! Trump is a walking (ish) bad smell!

Just like the Reflecting Pool in DC!

Sounds entirely familiar with dirt, grime, fetid conditions...

That is what's happening with the GOP in. He's lying as usual.

"Doorknobs going into stores are dirty"? That's weirdly specific. Maybe a doorknob fetish?

The Blues? Like the hockey team? Because I distinctly remember him telling us that Democrats were Reds.

drop dead, you disgusting little fuk

You can tell he’s spent zero days in a small dying red town where all the young people move away to escape their parents. Dirtiest, run down places in the US.

Says the filthiest guy around

WTF?! And the crowd cheered him, didn’t they?🙄

Where does he live that stores have "doorknobs" rather than automatic doors?

Didn't this assclown's hotels get dinged for bugs and health code violations in the kitchens?

Can’t smell any worse than the Oval Office

Everyone I talk to in New York says the city is much cleaner since Mamdami took over.

Dirty like your pampers?

FFS, shouldn't this bloated bladder of piss be put out to grass somewhere? Absolutely no coherent thought structure. Senile ramblings which are of no interest to anyone. As if anyone will vote based on whether a shop door handle is sanitised or not. Such an embarrassment on a world stage.

Stores have doorknobs?

🎵I’ve got the wake up seven thirty, The doorknobs all are dirty, Lawless store and sidewalk blues…

Has anyone shown 🍊💩 the reflecting pool lately? It's a poo pond.

How’s the reflecting pool and Kennedy Center right now Red?

“The blues”? Just when I think he can’t make me angrier…he does.

trump

Look at that sweaty pig

The bad smell is coming from inside your pants!

Bad smell?

🦇 💩 🤪

Oh, so we're calling them "blues" now?

His “presidential” library will consist of his fictional autobiography including his top 100,000 lies.

"... because I'm resigning as of right now."

The blues😆

So I won't be able to lick doorknobs anymore? It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Wow!

What a loser!

Ummmmmm sure grandpa sure

Nazi shit.

Says the Pedo in a shitty diaper

I heard the blues got into his pants.

He shouldn’t be saying anything about a bad smell.

The blues? Is that an anti-Smurf slur?

Crime in NYC has decreased under Mamdani, based on 2026 NYPD data. Overall, Chicago is on pace to have fewer homicides than in 2025, which was already the city's lowest homicide total in about 60 years.

When the Pedo's get in .... it gets dirty and people die in their cells

Every accusation is a confession

All across the land, people are crying out for clean doorknobs.

Lies, lies and more lies!

Roast beef x B.O. x Dookie

Where have we heard this before?

Blah people

Sir, you bring tears to my eyes. I’ve never been more proud to be called a blue. Thank you.

And corrupt!

Whoever smelt it dealt it

"We're gonna escape all that lawlessness and corruption," said the immunity granted 34 count convicted felon who also stinks to high heaven. bsky.app/profile/atru...

“When the blues get in” is a great opening for a blues record.

He has no self-awareness.

His creepiness knows no bounds

The ‘doorknobs?’ This thing is PRESIDENT?

Yet his SecDef never washes his hands.

This is the same language used in Nazi Germany to describe Jews and other minorities. It’s prep for cultural hatred, Red v. Blue, and we all know where he’s trying to go with this vile rhetoric.

and she's Dooneese!

Sounds like a regular day in the Trump White House, but it’s OK cause Natalie takes care of all that.

Desperation and dementia are a bad cocktail.

Pretty rich coming from a convicted felon and pedophile

It’s a continual struggle to understand how a crowd can hear these words and be like “Yep, makes sense”

Nazi Stephen Miller wrote this garbage, guaranteed.

No, that's when Trump gets in.

Like his ass!!

Oh NOT the doorknobs — this stupid motherfucker.

He really is nuts

Sure 🙄

*When.....keyword here

Cleanliness is code for White...👁️...

He hates Americans

My number one issue as a swing voter is clean doorknobs when I enter a store. Or when I open the closet to access Narnia (it’s all knobs, not just door). Sometimes it’s just touching knobs without seeing what’s on the other side. Helathcare and clean knobs are what matters, thank you sir.

Like your diapers you racist POS!

A bold claim from a man widely known to smell like literal shit

Disgusting Leftist/Globalist destruction of our once beautiful cities. ANTIFA MORONS wouldn't understand.

"The blues?!" 🤨

We're in it now!

Says the idiot who destroyed the economy.

Are we talking about his asshole?

This, coming from someone who reportedly smells like rotting meat and shit, from several sources.

Democrats make door knobs dirty. Got it. Well, Republicans are making America a hell on earth. So there is that.

At least he didn’t call them deplorables

They put criminals in prison. They feed poor children. They wanna hand out affordable healthcare like it’s toilet paper. We gotta keep those blues out!

Nothing says "I have never set foot in a store" quite like saying that it has doorknobs.

Those Damn Hippies!

He’s stuck in 1970s NYC, isn’t he?

I just spent a few seconds wondering what he had against the blues

The doorknobs....

They wait around for crude remarks directed at people and four letter words is all. He's their insult comic.

Diaper Don is dirty and has a bad smell. #facts

He walks into a room and it smells like 💩.

He is out of his mind.

Good to know the GOP has been out there cleaning doorknobs and sidewalks.

it's smelling itself.

Rich white trash

The guy who has a reputation of having adult diapers that smell like rotting meat said that?!

Simple question to follow up on this: Why are blue states at the top of the quality of life index while red states dominate the absolute bottom of the list? www.familyhandyman.com/article/lowe...

Huh??? It’s smelly & the doorknobs are dirty if Dems win??? He’s terrified! What a platform.

Nobody knows that

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