Alan ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

Alan ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ

@emphelm.bsky.social

Scottish Man Utd fan with a Greggs addiction. Love Batman, LOTR, Sea of Thieves and anything to do with pirates. I hate the torys/reform and the royal family. Scrap the licence fee. Independence for Scotland.

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Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.

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Two tickets available for the Man United v Sabah on Thursday 10th. Stretford End - face value. Members only. DM if interested.

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A Chinese burn survivor turned his scars into art, tapping colored glass with a hammer and steel needle until hyperrealistic human faces emerge from thousands of tiny fractures.

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The Beautiful Moment when a baby who hasnโ€™t heard gets a tiny hearing aid and hears the parents voice ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’žWonderful ๐Ÿ’žHeartwarming Joyful reaction โค๏ธ

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Reform UK ~ funded by Russia Restore - bought and paid for by an American trillionaire GB News - owned by a hedge fund in Dubai The Daily Mail - registered in Bermuda. Is that Patriotism? #NotOnOurSide โคต๏ธ #ReformUKLtd ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ #RupertLowe ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ #GBNews ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง #DailyMail ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง www.facebook.com/share/p/1H1z...

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A screen recording from Instagram. This might be one of the best videos ever. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ Which ball is your favorite?

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"Farage is quite literally the establishment he claims to be fighting" via Jack Dart & Reform Watch

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The Tories brought us 15 years of austerity 15 years of NHS underfunding ready for privatising 15 years of thousands of people dying in 'eat or heat' poverty Whatever they say the ex-Tories now deciding policy for Reform UK plan to give us more of the same meme via Godfrey Combrink

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Just watch thisโ€ฆ And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.

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I will never understand why anyone would idolize, protect and cover up for this subhuman piece of garbage. Any other POTUS would be in jail long ago. VOTE THEM ALL OUT. RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES.

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Or any other small nation for that matter. You've just got to take a step back & ask the reasons as to why Westminster continually denies us the democracy & holds on to us like they're last shite. #AreYouYesYet #DissolveTheUnion #EnglishDemocracyDeniers

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"This Farage parody account on X is more factual and truthful than Farage himself, which is hilarious in itself." via Susan Kovbasyuk

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No one cares who won. This competition is soaked in blood and you should be disgraced to have attended it. #Eurovisiรณn2026

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Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets ยฃ5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.

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Excellent idea ! Genuine constitutional democracy for the 3 countries, and one province, of the current uk ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ โ˜˜๏ธ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

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Anyone still questioning why Farage's Reform did so well? The majority of the British public have no idea how politics work in this country, they listen to our press and its lies and believe every word. If there is to be real change we have to take on our media.

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This is who I am, and this is what you will always get with me with as your First Minister.

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It's like looking at the RSVPs to a Lord Mandelson birthday bash

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UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท France: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง UK: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Italy: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Spain: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Australia: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Germany: REJECTED ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China: NO RESPONSE ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Netherlands: NO RESPONSE ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

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๐—œ๐—ป ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ก๐—ฃ ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜๐˜„๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€ allowing the Tories and Labour to pick up the wasted votes SNP Const 62 List 2 Tory Const 5 List 26 Labour Const 2 List 20 S Green Const 0 List 8 It has to be ๐—ฆ๐—ก๐—ฃ ๐Ÿญโ€ƒ๐—š๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—˜๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐Ÿฎ