Mockshit Raccoon 🦝

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5YFK... #musicsky

If the rule of law is not in effect, we shouldn’t accept any of the pardons

“IS IT AI?!” i scream as i slice myself a piece of cake

Normalize getting out of small talk by fake dry heaving

The jack o'lantern stays on my head while we have sex

This skeet could have been a message in a bottle

@neonchinchilla.bsky.social McKenna got a goal Hiller is a better coach than Bérubé (who isn’t? Tbh) This team could gel, it will be interesting to see how Tavares fits in as things progress.. We’re a work in progress lol

If my mother was on here I subpost tf out of her

Dear me 6 months ago, Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.

A brunette whose carpet does not match the drapes, call her sister golden hair surprise

I love you You love me But not in the same way

Read all of your replies before I write mine? Nope.

I’m angry posting but at least no one sees them

I’m sufficiently steaming mad from today’s news and I must get to work, fueled solely by vitriol and the fires of hell otherwise known as reality

A serious wtf to this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mLq_... Omfg my brain almost exploded..

I don’t hate EVs, I just hate Tesla drivers..

getting our baby ready for a lifetime of disappointment (we put her in her first raiders jersey today)

I'm one werther's original away from getting a belt clip for my phone

Sorry, Jimothy, but baby goats with rabies are my new spirit animal

they ended up ordering To Go because the cat was overstimulated. Our community lost two great volunteer softball coaches to the affordability crisis.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJS...

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Allow me to meditate before I add to my stupid pinned mixtape..

mad respect for birds i also want to vomit my food up anytime im near kids

Just tore up some Italian bread while growling.