evolBOO!

God damn it. (the opposite of warmth)

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

OH HELL YEAH

@poopfoot.bsky.social you're my candy corn (????)

UPDATE:

Propaganda Botfarm is my band name

Luke said I'm boring.

Whats for dinner?

Submitted JC Nichols gravesite to Google Maps so people know the location of a good public restroom.

I try not to be too pedantic about what people write. I mean, I can't make it through a post without a typo. But I just saw someone end a post with "That, to me, is objectively hilarious." If it's "to you" then it's not "objective"!

Apples are just astonishingly better than when I was a kid and what you'd get at the grocery store were either mushy red delicious or lemon-sour granny smiths.

Uninformed people talk about the hole in the ozone layer like it was a hoax because no one harrasaes us about it anymore, but truth is that we worked together and now it's healing! Also litter problems are much better. I remember every ditch along the highway being filled with trash in the 80's.

C-SPAN goes craaaaazzzzyyy.

Stella loooves when water go down. This was really cool (and yes you can swim there).

@shoelais.bsky.social Da Mayor

For Halloween, could I somehow be Jenny's special sandwich sauce?

Iowa host the largest bike touring event in the world every August.

@dropout.tv reigns supreme

@jillsixx.bsky.social

I like to vote on election day. It feels more exciting.

Happy birthday, @scribblymoth.bsky.social!!!

I choose to believe they didn't notice it looks like the name is "MALWARE"

I guarantee that you do not have the chops to run for office in Missouri's 158th house district.

We have a year to put together a proper 30th birthday celebration.

Luke cropped me right the fuck outta his pfp. Its fine. It doesn't hurt at all. I'm fine.

Saw the Nathan Fielder movie with @heidiblobaum.bsky.social and as a bonus ran into @evolbrew.net and @shoelais.bsky.social All the cool kids were at Sceenland Armour tonight watching the concept of the documentary collapse

I hate to ever state a strong opinion on the internet, but You Can See Everything is genius and it'll have me fucked up for at least a day.

polyphonic spree interconnected biopics where you have to watch 75 individual movies to get the whole story

I don't think I'll be a ham for Halloween, but the idea of a random inanimate object is intriguing. Reply with objects until one moves me.

"Why does my boyfriend take such ugly pictures of me???" it's because he think you're beautiful just sitting there in pajamas rubbing something out of your eye, he doesn't know how to stage the photo to present you as hot to the world because it's all hot to him

Rabbity & The Wind-Up Toys is my band name

Holy shit

THIS is “meeting people where they are at”. Kids don’t do well in school when their home is a just a car. You can’t fix entire systems overnight but there’s actually a lot you can do in the interim.

I just don't think that 10 gummies necessitate a glass jar.

Is this bad?

This wind is scary!

Tbh I think I've only read the first book and saw none of the movies, but this looks fun.

I'm having an impossible time focusing on work the last couple of weeks. Like, just can't do it.

“we have to do more than vote” doesn’t mean “don’t vote”. try reading the sentence again but slower.

The most fun thing ever to randomly see

I think that means this guy is allowed to shoot them

AT LEAST

Trump in the Oval, alone, seeing this quote. He rubs his forehead. He goes to the window, stares out over the great city. Has he, in fact, betrayed the legacy of his late friend? The thought is too horrible to contemplate. "Heavy is the head," he thinks, quoting Henry IV Part II, his favorite play.