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"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"

It is, ultimately, damaging your ability to accomplish things long term or to win elections long term because you assume that you can't change the framing of the conversation even though changing the framing is a tool that's right there for you to grasp. It's incompetence. Malpractice.

it is very funny that "queer leftists" get this reputation of being above voting or whatever because my wife and I fill our ballots out with enough reverence it feels like it is a religious ceremony

At what level can I unlock the "teleport to girlfriend" feat?

Not just pundit class — "legitimate" journalists CANNOT STOP centering fascists and racists as the only possible source of narratives.

hey everyone we need to take our cat to the vet tomorrow. he's clearly not feeling well and he's already been in the hospital this year. we could really use some help paying for the vet. i think it's $200? i'll be calling tomorrow to verify. but if anyone can help please venmo MagdaleneVisaggio

Girls is it gay to risk certain death to jump through a waterfall in order to tell your best friend that you're in love with her and also that you want to be crushed by her thighs

New Rule: Before any of you cis liberals come into a trans person's replies about how we need to suck it up and vote for bigot candidates, you are now required to list which specific rights YOU, personally, are willing to give up in exchange for your candidate's election.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

hey were you aware that if a trans woman pisses you off on social media you can just block her and move on with your life? you don't need to screenshot whatever dumb shit she said and hold it up for other people get mad at too. not many people know this time- and effort-saving life hack

Girlfriend kisses? For MY face? 🤔

Petra Parker meets Peter Parker the complete thread: #spiderman #petraparker Part 1

This post in particular is really telling. It's saying - don't expect Democrats to simply right the wrongs. What Republicans take away in 4 years you must expect to spend 20 years to restore, fighting Democrats the whole way.

Reposting my fave halloween webcomic

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I just sent Rook $10 for rent Can you match it & help them reach their goal ASAP? The first seems far away but it really isn't - and if they can get rent covered early, they can stop stressing for a few days

We have CANCER VACCINES. Fucking CANCER VACCINES. We have AIDS TREATMENTS. AIDS IS NO LONGER A DEATH SENTENCE. IN MY LIIFETIME. FUCK.

HashtagMeToo broke the brains of every dude in a position of power when it's actual effects were like three comedians being briefly out of work

a positive thought: henry kissinger, rush limbaugh and dick cheney are still dead.

As a culture, we have to get a lot more comfortable saying yeah it sucks for you that you’re uncomfortable and that is a personal problem that you personally are gonna have to solve. And saying it to cis white women specifically.

Let's get some movement on this! The first may seem far away but it really isn't, and it would be great to get Rook's rent early so they can stop stressing about it

I wish I could be cuddled up with my girlfriend right now 🥺

Is it possible to get heat rash from sweaty cuddles

if u are enjoying my comic please consider some of the options to support me..... for patreon you can read ahead a few extra chapters as well/read pages as i finish them :-)

I think my girlfriend might be gay

I'd seen the part of the Tesla demo video where the fake car does a flip I had not seen the part where Elon clearly wants to fuck the car

Howdy folks It's my birthday on the 31st and as much as I hate to rattle the can, money is uh Rough right now and I am gonna need some help to cover bills after a bunch of surprise costs dropkicked me in the throat Here's my ko-fi and a selfie to DRAW THE EYE ko-fi.com/blankzoe

I wanna be cuddling my girlfriend right now but I CAN'T 😿