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BioWare shutdown is official: EA closed the studio and canceled the next Mass Effect. The farewell statement lists Anthem but skips Jade Empire. Why put the crater in your own eulogy? #BioWare #MassEffect #Gaming

Linguini in Ratatouille gets body autonomy hijacked by a rat, which is hell for most. But this turns him on. Good job, Remy. Is he brave or is Remy the worst boss? #Ratatouille #MovieAnalysis

Wile E. Coyote never catches the Road Runner because catching would end the chase. He's a genius, not a failure. Victim of ACME or co-author of his own eternity? #LooneyTunes #CartoonTheory

Prince Henry of the Netherlands exposed his empire's betrayal of Diponegoro in 1837. He was 16. The Dutch called it a fair capture. Henry called it treachery under a false flag. I think the state buried it. Was he a traitor or a kid with a conscience? #PrinceHenry #Diponegoro

Alastor's gaslighting hid how close Vox came to winning the entire war. And look, Carmilla made his weapon, but threatening Sera was deadly. What were you thinking, Sera? I mean, I think she was ready to fold to play victim. Would Vox have won if that deer didn't ruin it? #HazbinHotel #HazbinSky

Vox's plan to conquer Heaven was going to work, and Lilith's cannon wasn't why. I mean, I think he knew Sera would rather surrender than watch an extermination she ordered. Sure, she acted like it was a heavy burden, but would she really surrender Heaven just to save face? #HazbinHotel #Vox

RadioApple wins again if Lucifer's promise to show Alastor 'sloppy' comes true. I mean, nice promise, Lucifer, but assuming that guarantees a hot, steamy Season 3 scene is wild. Are we actually getting that big sloppy scene, or what? #RadioApple #HazbinHotel

I mean, say what you want, but Vox never lies to his viewers. When he said "I'll show you failure," he executed a plan so bad it nearly killed everyone over a stupid deer. I think he proved his point, but can you really call him a liar after that? #Vox #TvSky

A 2011 mooncake from Malaysia's Old Factory is still soft 15 years later. It has sharp carvings and zero rot. Which is wild. Maybe it's a perfect vacuum seal. I get it. But I think something got lost. Was it the seal, the recipe, or a secret we can't replicate? #FoodScience #Malaysia #TimeCapsule

Coyodyssey summer blockbuster war is Odyssey vs Sisyphus. One hero fights evil beings to get home; the other pushes a rock forever. Good job pairing a journey with a chore. I get it, maybe that's the joke, but which one actually deserves the blockbuster? #Coyodyssey #GreekMythology

NORMALIZE NOT APOLOGIZING WHEN CALLING OUT RACISTS. Goddammit why did this have to be said in the first place...

Jennifer Shin - WTAF@jennifershin.bsky.social

Sorry? Not sorry. If you're upset and trying to prevent history from being taught to hide the truth, then fuck your feelings. You learned nothing and are the exact same assholes as your ancestors.

🎵 I never thought the leopards would eat my face 🐆😱 No, I never thought the leopards would eat my face 🙅‍♀️ Well I turned my back on my own kind 👋💅 but somehow thought that I'd be fine 🤡✨ No, I never thought the leopards would eat my face 🎶💀

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social

No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.

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People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Dan Whitehead@danwhitehead.net

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.