Nostradumbass

Just posting my thoughts about what is going on around me and the world. #Nostradumbass

SMH Don't be like Ethel, please.

Wow, just...wow #OperationLion

Elmo vs Orange Calf Did not expect it to happen so soon. 🍿 #nostradumbass

Yes and what it says about the deep misogyny in this country that men (and some women, but especially men!) would rather elect the worst man who has ever been nominated by either party in this country’s history than a qualified woman. Twice,

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

I hope the Chicago Pope Excommunicates the priests that choose political ideology over the teachings of Jesus

Chaos chaos chaos Team Chaos

Life imitating art In the Exorcist, the priest dies when he sees the devil via his surrogate demon. The Pope dies after seeing the surrogate of the antichrist. I don't like this timeline. 😓

🤣🤣🤣 So mean.

If the GOP was the opposition party to these transgressions, they would be 24/7 on the airwaves talking straight to Democrat voters. Unfortunately, there is no opposition party to combat the GOP that is doing these transgressions against America

Does anyone have the Signal channel for 'WH investment club?' Asking for a few friends.

"What the U.S. is doing now is not reform. It is rejecting the very system it created." - Singapore's Prime Minister Lawrence Wong (April 8, 2025)

Elections have consequences

GG Reds. #21 pitched a gem.

🦁 #nfl #NFL #Lions #JaredGoff #nfldraft #DanCampbell #Vikings #Bears #Packers #nflmemes

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

America elected a mob boss. The other bosses got 10% to show dominance and The Boss of Bosses got 0% . #tariffs #nostradumbass

Alternate universes: I blame MJ for opening that portal between earth and Moron Mountain. Now the moron aliens are in control of the White House #nostradumbass

🤣🤣🤣🤣 But sure MAGA, he isn't a Russian agent

sorry fellas. the stock market went woke and had to be destroyed

"bUy ThE dIp" ~ maga chuds So that they have a sucker to relieve them of their losing positions

On one hand: we’re crashing our economy for no reason. On the other hand: all our allies now hate us.

Lololololol Morons, the USA is run by morons.

I remain authentic to who I am and a large part of the past 4.5 years for me has been my sobriety journey. I think I’ve been an inspiration to many that if I could get sober, anyone can do it... But just when you think it’s easy,,, it ain’t…

Happy Liberation Day! Elmo no longer is wanted in the WH.

AI takes control of the Internet. Shuts it down. April Fools 2025

Good. Tush push banners are today's forward pass banners of early football.

X is not worth 33 billion. He basically just paid himself $33B from another company, presumably to pay off his debts from the initial buy because he knows he'll never be able to raise the capital from X itself. He is his own ponzi scheme.

America's brain drain. www.reddit.com/r/yale/s/81R...

💯🎯💯🎯💯 Yep

AYFKM 🤡

Those eyes! Officially the cutest thing I've seen all day. 📸 epic_wildlife_photography #Cuteowl #Owl #Nature

New EO: Send 5 bullet points via Signal

New to Signal. Does anyone have cool chat groups to join? Asking for a few dictators

LIZZO! Is that you!? ♥️

Elbows up, Canada.

Even if you think Paul Weiss and Columbia made the only choice available to them in the circumstances (and that's not what I think, to be clear), you have to recognize that there's no future for our democracy if every powerful institution approaches official extortion in this way.

Good morning Bluesky #birds #photography #nature #owls Watching and keeping track of all those dirty deeds. #trumpisacunt

Thinking about raising some chickens for egg production. Looking at the pullets made me think: these are baby dinosaurs. I brought home four baby dinosaurs. 🦖

Guaranteed these now labeled website ( as DEI) is the work of musk and his DOGEy crew

I am begging blue state governors to have lunch this week with your adjutant general of the National Guard. Cannot stress enough how important this relationship is going to be in the near future.

These are the types of posts that are very helpful and clarifying for the larger public. Thank you! @joycewhitevance.bsky.social