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Meanwhile I keep getting calls from my kindergartner’s teacher and school counselor so that’s how my anxiety is doing.

I just wrote that something will “save time and ensure accuracy” and I can HEAR that in my head, but I have no idea what automated phone hell it’s from.

What's a werewolf's favourite white sauce? A ROOOOOUUUUUUUUUUXXXX

I know two whole people who worked on sets and art for Wildwood!

It was too rainy to plant that day 🥲

“A.I. is democratizing art” bro my five year old gets free crayons for entering most buildings

This catalog we just got at the office sounds like some NSFW shit

It’s like CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA but inscrutable celebrity gossip won’t destroy your digital footprint or cause massive economic crashes

The Teams image filter is working overtime on the bags under my eyes today

This catalog we just got at the office sounds like some NSFW shit

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

Eventually someone will ask why we always have tiny bouquets of fresh flowers in the mulch by our driveway I’ll then explain that the neighbor kid’s pet fish keep dying, and that she has a better grasp of mourning rituals than property boundaries

BREAKING: Anthropic reports an $80 billion net loss in the first half of 2026.

Eventually someone will ask why we always have tiny bouquets of fresh flowers in the mulch by our driveway I’ll then explain that the neighbor kid’s pet fish keep dying, and that she has a better grasp of mourning rituals than property boundaries

Second child might be dropping his nap and I am not ready

the baby, who did NOT nap, slapped me across the face and promptly passed out at 7:15. they really are just little drunk people

Most people do not read history books and frankly probably mostly didn't even read their history books when they were in school. They absorb their sense of history, its imports and its lessons broadly from popular culture. So that popular culture matters and shaping and influencing it matters.

men today have instagram and onlyfans and god knows what else - to say nothing of IRL women who are well fed and notably free of smallpox - and do they appreciate this unprecedented access to beauty??? NO.

Quality time ᰔ #illustration

First school picture day is tomorrow and I’m wondering if we should practice nice smiles tonight…

Anyone under 50 pounds in this house has a cold, including the cat. We’re talking phlegm for days Mucus as far as the eye can see The miasma has gripped our folk

Everyone talks about never having a bite of hot food or anything but cold coffee when you have kids, but my deepest pain is only getting to watch 5-10 minutes of a good show at a time.

My kindergartner figured out how to make pandas in our shared Minecraft server

My kindergartner figured out how to make pandas in our shared Minecraft server

“Why do you need to get your stove serviced?” “Because your pancakes shouldn’t take ten minutes apiece and still look like this”

The children yearn to circle back

Both are true: That there are underlying problems of white supremacy, misogyny, and bigotry worldwide, and simultaneously that these are being amplified primarily by outside forces who have our worst interest at heart

Anyone wanting to stop the global rise of fascism must be aware that the issue is simultaneously composed of organic, home-grown bigotry *and* the purposeful manipulation of this bigotry from other countries for their own benefit.

I know Cain Culto doesn’t need protecting, but I just want to love and protect him and make crafts with him

BTW Halloween craft reminder: if you need a bunch of cheap black fabric for a homemade costume, graduation robes are like $6 at second hand stores. You can even use the seams and yokes as the base of a costume and save yourself some effort