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Hoping for a win tonight for Game 2!

Are you a Brewers fan going to Tampa for a World Series game because you found flights/tickets/hotels cheaper than a game in Milwaukee? If so, please reply or DM.

The single game ticket prices for the World Series in Milwaukee are so absurd it makes me paying $5000 for the postseason ticket strip look financially savvy.

So, in my personal Smashverse, there's been sightings of new forms of Pokemon due to exposure to other universes and such!! These are three examples that are present in my Smashverse: Flabébé-Darkwood (CotLverse, the Lamb is a Smasher), Applin-Banora (FF7verse), and Shiinotic-1 UP (Marioverse)

On the advice of @proptermalone.bsky.social I have allocated 5 weeks of my lottery ticket budget ($20) to Todd Achilles. Unfortunately this means I’m not allowed to spend my $2 milk bottle deposit and will have to bring it to the bank. The sacrifices we must make for funny political outcomes.

While you were arguing over politics, *I* was spending 16 hours virtually biking for a new pair of shiny boo boo keys.

I'm begging for socialists to add an ounce of electoralism to their politics.

I’m not an accelerationist, but the 2024 voting public was.

Dinner was divine.

My friend was like, "She has no sense of survival." We, Dems, are looking for someone decent (even average) who is up for kicking the GOP's ass in the midterm. It's as simple as that. All rational decisions are based on winnability factor at this point.

Republicans love to say "unlike Democrats we would never let a person as awful as Platner run on our party ticket" and then let hundreds of people that awful run on their party ticket while the Democrats kick Platner off

I'm not usually one for interest checks - normally I'd just say "shut up and post" - but I'm wondering if there's enough interest in a Steam release of a compilation of my old Chzo Mythos games

Thank god mitch mcconnell isn’t alive to see any of this

Mysterion for @infinitefruit.bsky.social !! Took me a while to figure out the pose I wanted to use, but I think it turned out super well!!

Still open btw. Gonna be open indefinitely as well. :)

Oh yeah, speaking of COTL, here's my completed base!! Took a long time to get it how I wanted it to look.

as I keep saying, the early elimination of the UN Peacekeepers and sidelining of University of Planet in our current game has forced a desperate alliance between the Lord’s Believers and the Morganites in a desperate attempt to stop the cursed Totalitarian-ethic Gaians and Spartans from winning

Being from Wisconsin may bias my experience somewhat, but the generic beer of the working class is whatever the closest combination microbrewery/bar is canning that day.

The Reuben Sandwich is the only food for which I hate each ingredient individually, but love the combination.

Consider that the ultimate achievement in baseball is the “Perfect Game” where absolutely nothing happens.

So, I finally got to try the Mountain Dew Baja Midnight, and I gotta say, I am going to curse out Taco Bell till the end of time for gatekeeping such a heavenly flavor. It's up there in my personal list of Mountain Dew flavors I like, along with Spark, Voltage, and Pitch Black.

A game store next to a rental place I clean windows at had a bin full of free tins from Pokemon TCG stuff, and ya know this bitch had to snag every Moon Ball tin in there. 😎 Now I got 4 of these for my little Moon Ball Shrine/Display!

Sonic OC Doodle dump time~ Was experimenting with new ways to do wings and a different muzzle style. From top left to bottom right: Breezina aka "Breezie", Preston, Somnis, and Gale. The two Chao are Rue (Hero, belongs to Somnis) and Batsy (Dark, belongs to Gale).

Real Monkey’s Paw hours for my wish to Susan Collins to lose an election.

Got this golden bitch and finished my Alpha Moon Ball Living Dex at the same time :D Life is pretty fucking cool, y'all.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes tankies

Etoyok, the Nightstalker Pokemon. Heavily believed to have been created in and escaped from a faraway lab before settling in the Amocitian Wasteland and growing in numbers. Theorized to be made from Ekans and an unknown Coyote Pokemon's DNA. #FalloutAmocit

a doodlebob commission for @malicia-dog.bsky.social !

Come at me bro. I’m in Langley.

My German cousins visiting us in Minnesota thought they could day trip to Chicago and back. Could you? Sure. You’d be seeing Wisconsin as it flies by and not much else as you’d turn around once you got there

American fascism hitting its breaking point in a foreign misadventure is so obvious based on previous American foreign military fuck ups and the general history of fascism, and yet I’m still shocked that the previous domestic fuck ups barely registered until we hit the “make oil expensive” button.

Markwayne as a name brings to mind a bitter drunken argument in the delivery room.

I don’t think there is a structural answer to a democratic society deciding that Democracy is no longer important, but I do believe that having a presidential system is finally showing its usual flaws in the US.

I heard Xi complaining that his generals keep getting purged by corruption scandals so I asked what reforms he's doing and he said that he just goes and recruits more generals so I told him it sounds like he's just feeding civil servants to corruption investigations abd the PLA started crying

Gay PDA in the hallways. In a Charlotte suburb. Unremarked upon and unharassed. I know it’s not the same everywhere and homophobia still exists, but it’s hard not to take the W.

Ads on the internet used to be creepily hyper specific to what you searched now everything seems specifically targeted at someone who is 60+ and in the early stages of cognitive decline

Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:

Chickens have a tendency to eat anything, including their own eggs and even each other on occasions. So surely, that logic can apply to the Blaziken line too, right? 😂

Made a makeshift cat shelter for the alley cats during the storm. Hope it helps

i'm feeling a little uneasy about F1 getting a best picture nomination for two reasons. first, a quick look at the grid suggests to me that this is just the 6th of what will ultimately be a 70-film franchise. second, i thought it was fairly contrived that the patrol boat just happened to be there

Funniest thing I’ve ever scene, and not just because I got paid $5 to say this.

whats the difference between a witch and a watch? one wrists watches the other wrsitstes watches