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I thought tonight’s poll could be a bloodbath, I am finding hope In the fact that it wasn’t #NZPol

I see NZ Media have a new shiny thing, overhang! #NZPol

It’s gonna be tight as a tiger and if you wanna get rid of this fuckin’ mob of cunts you better be voting Greens or Labour, no fucking about! #NZPol

This alone should get the govt booted from office. The question of course is would a Labour govt cancel the contracts or would #chrisagreewithchris yet again? via @bernardchickey.bsky.social #nzpol

In my experience in Canterbury, the blue-green is largely cyanobacteria.

Ashamed to say I was taken in by Ani before she came out as terfy mcterfface & I followed on twitter but funnily I specifically recall her tweeting about Chris Bishop being an insufferable cunt so…

Seriously, though, how good is Cloudbusting, the song and the short movie video? I love how, apparently, Donald Sutherland, having work visa problems just said, "I'll do it unpaid", after Kate Bush turned up at his hotel room door and said "hey, I've got an idea..." youtu.be/pllRW9wETzw?...

BLUE GREENER: Of course I care about the environment darling, I just hate poor people more! #NZPol

This thread is so fun

Have you or someone you know been turned away from voting? Newsroom wants to hear from you! newsroom.co.nz/2026/10/27/e...

I am very much enjoying Miss Austen

I like Maxwell’s Silver Hammer ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Good job, National. What was that? The new Waitakere Hospital ICU unit is sitting empty. Is it because of 54 nurses in your 3 years in power and underfunding Healthcare? Is it also because of your plans of privatisation? #nzpol #healthcarenz #ditchthepricks

Despite or *because of*? #nzpol

The Shining Between My Legs

Australia says yes to Jacinda Ardern teaching at a university on leadership and empathy. Australia also tells Brain Tamaki to fuck off which his Nazi fundamentalist bullshit Got to love the Aussies www.nzherald.co.nz/world/jacind...

Do you think John Lennon became a nicer person after he took LSD?

See, that's the thing, when you grab a face-eating leopard by the tail... Those cats are agile as heck. #nzpol

The man's a hero #nzpol "John, a few weeks off turning 82, said simply getting up to change a light bulb was a hazard these days and climbing a ladder as high as 8m scared him “shitless”. But he was adamant he would not involve anyone else."

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Rename a book or movie for this economy. Slow and Spurious

If I read an audiobook I can pay both my dogs at once

Orbán gone. Bolsonaro gone. Vucic gone. Luxon … you got this NZ.

Is there a documentary about Stephen King or just that guy who thinks he killed John Lennon?

Profits stopped sliding once mortgagors got a few dollars back to spend. It was a bump up in profits that pushed GDP up last quarter (wages were flat). Now, anyone got any reckons on how we might reduce the cost of living by a few thousand dollars per kiwi per year?

Advert: What's stopping YOU getting the shingles vaccine? Me: $750, mate! #PublicHealthServiceMyArse

Rename a book or movie for this economy. “Mr. Mini”

What about the people who turned 18 last month, Luxon? What about the people who will turn 18 tomorrow?

How dare Christopher Luxon delay election results by casting a special vote today #NZPol

Side eyeing Stephen King fans who only recommend his books written before 1987 😒

Not Chris Luxon making a special vote today after emphasising the time it takes to count them (to quote Chief Electoral Officer Karl Le Quesne, “what slows the process is the growing number of special votes”) and using that as an excuse to unjustifiably limit people’s right to vote 💀 booooo #nzpol

The thing about ‘less govt debt’ as a rigid policy of both ACT and National is they both absolutely avoid talking about the end result. What is the benefit to me, a citizen of this country? Absolutely none. Increased private debt, reduced services, more poverty, greater social harm.

Quick reminder that Luxon spent a million dollars on an International Investors Summit last year and nobody invested 👍🏽

So what increase in turnout do we think we need to compensate for enrollment supression? #nzpol

Gaslighting, making a (bad) joke to divert from the arseholery.

All of my teams have the odds stacked against them, the Warriors and the Kiwis The referees disproportionately punish us But we have true and loyal fans, and this is how and why Warriors and Kiwis win! Ask yourself this election, who are your team?

NONE of their arguments hold water. They made voting harder for no benefit at all. Totally unnecessary change. And they were told this at the time by the Electoral Commission.