Fran

Now that the Eagles' season is all but over, the most interesting question to me is if they wind up with a high pick (currently sit 6th) do they draft a QB?

Introverts are often told to socialize and talk more, while extroverts are rarely encouraged to shut the fuck up.

What the fuck, Syracuse?!

Same with video game writers.

will you people shut the fuck up

The earthquake in the original Reeve “Superman”.

That bobbled snap on the 2 yard line was the game.

This second half has been like watching a car crash in slow motion.

"how are the Eagles successful despite rancid vibes and a listless offense?" easy, they are the NFL's energy vampires

I don’t think the Eagles can keep doing this for another quarter and win.

Coopers are definitely sparkling!

A bullshit call in the Eagles’ favor? I’ll take it.

OK I’ll do the thing.

Chris Sale warming up is displaying a tad more respect for the Phillies than is warranted.

Well, at least I bet on 2+ HR for the Barves.

Everyone and their mother is going to trip over themselves to apply for this job. It’s not an accident. Remote work will attract the best candidates. Take note, studios.

Liberty Biberty is what you get when you let Pac-Man socialize with tribbles.

This is all the Phillies' fault for making the playoffs and distracting Vic.

Hard headedness is good sometimes, but not when repeatedly calling screen passes for the Philadelphia Eagles.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

WHY IS ANDY DALTON THROWING

Jalen Carter got tackled on that play

After 2 1/4 games, this Eagles team is much less than the sum of its parts. If that doesn't implicate coaching, I don't know what does.

All three Phillies/Braves games start at 3:30am for me, which honestly is probably the best thing for my health.

Well, in an unexpected turn of events for today's world, justice prevailed!

Absolutely dogshit call on the Ravens that's gonna decide the game.

the Phillies

Feminize a band name. Band of Horse Girls

it's really cool how a technology can have massive downsides and literally no societal upside and yet conventional wisdom is that it is impossible to not deploy because, apparently, it's progress and can't be stopped

Insurmountable 2-0 lead

What a punch in the balls. Feel bad for #freo

Ask to see Stephen Miller's office.

When Jordan Love and Justin Herbert perform poorly, they are always hapless victims of incompetence surrounding them. Meanwhile, other people can place 2nd in MVP voting and actually win Super Bowl MVP while being hapless beneficiaries of talent surrounding them.

I know everyone gets on Mattingly for his handling of the bullpen, and they’re not necessarily wrong. But honestly, you can’t put out a fire with gas cans no matter how you deploy them.

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the starting rotation?

Some people love nothing more than pausing a movie three minutes in to have a conversation.

At least the Cubs lost too. Although I'm a mark to care at this point anyway.

if you’re a games company that wants to survive it has been proven over and over again you need to do whatever it takes to stay away from being publicly traded. you’ll be turned into wood chips the moment it’s convenient.

My top 5 albums when I turned 18, probably: Genesis - Duke Def Leppard - Hysteria R.E.M. - Eponymous Boston - Boston The Police - Ghost In The Machine

I’m sure it’s not weird when you grow up with it, but when I moved to Australia it struck me as so funny that we have a “Townsville” and a “Mount Lofty”. That’s some Simpsons nonsense.

What I wanted out of this game was the Giants losing and both teams looking bad. Going well!

Chargers really coming for the Ravens as the shiny object responsible for the most "Fell For It Again" awards.

no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind

I'm not sure, but I do know he'd be surprised as fuck.

I definitely hate the Giants more that the Cowboys, but that is in no way diminishing my enjoyment of this performance.

Man that blocked extra point turned out to be huge.

DeVonta’s alive!