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Let's see some Area 51 energy

Abuse survivors urge accountability, support ahead of the release of the files related to the sex offender in the US.

Notice the language. He wants you, the government employee reader, to feel that you deserve to be taken care of, and then assume that means he knows.

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

Despite the constant risk of flooding, newcomers keep streaming into Charleston, turning the city into one of the hottest real-estate markets in the country. “The flooding doesn’t come into play in our minds.”

Nepal successfully overthrew its government by storming the capitol! Congrats to Nepal!

Climate-Killers are uniting behind the Party of Suicide!

Charlie Kirk denied Climate Change for the oil companies. This is in poor taste, just like if they mourned Hitler.

dictator: whats going on advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin dictator: and the rebels? advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in

The Trump administration is attacking civilization.

Hey guys look, it's a metaphor for Climate Change. The carbon is like black paint in our atmosphere, and we are like the migrants.

It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....

A Rabbi has been consulted and the Rabbi advised to keep digging.

"It is much easier to be a fascist than it is to be a decent person. It's always easier to be bad and thoughtless than it is to be good and thoughtful." Simply put by @dennycarter.bsky.social badfaithtimes.com/its-one-long...

This made me teary eyed. I couldn't stop smiling.

@hankgreen.bsky.social I'm sorry if you've just been getting sent AI buttholes

I would shoot an ICE agent if I saw them arresting someone.

@samreich.bsky.social Please terminate your business relationships with Arasha. Her comments about dogs were hurtful and unacceptable.

@vicmmic.bsky.social Can you ask your guests to hold to a cohesive narrative? I feel like im going crazy watching you two gaslight each other

HR DEPARTMENT: Please don't thrust your hips behind the marketing assistant while she's at the copier VP'S NEPHEW WITH MADE-UP TITLE: I'm gonna leak the names and addresses of all our black employees to the dark web

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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Arrest quotas are incredibly dangerous

Regular people aren't nazis anymore, at least as far as I've seen.

The front page of today’s Wall Street Journal encapsulates 2024 perfectly.

How can he make popcorn at a time like this? Get out there and ask for some money.

@therevoreloaded.bsky.social There Vore Loaded

@adriennelaf.bsky.social They're gonna turn your whole family into soup.

I try not to be too tin foil hat about these things, but really bumping against the official story of how Luigi was caught. And I've come to the conclusion that the omnipotent surveillance tech from Dark Knight is real and deployed exclusively at our nation's McDonalds

Alright, I got it. Luigi Mansione is real, and the entire story is true. He thought the video game was talking to him as a kid, and he wanted to prove that he wasn't a coward.

Mama mia! Leave-a poor Luigi alone!

Luigi Mangione may have had some right-wing follows but I think we can reach him with compassion and rhetoric

I like the "everybody has nutty grab bags of left and right politics" take

The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”

Soup

Bluesky is helping my mental health by reminding me that the internet is real

@junlper.bsky.social Thanks for the starter pack nerd

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