d.w. 1878 (just like pagliacci did) 🚫👑

Headbutt maneuver, headass president. Makes sense. www.cbsnews.com/news/fighter...

I was not prepared for the automated assistant on the Apple Support line’s vocal fry and high rising terminal (i.e. uptalk)

Excellent, considered post about techies rationalizing returning to X from @lexfri.xyz . lexontech.org/marco-made-i...

Prebunking Election Myths Ten days out from a consequential midterms, let's prebunk the myths and outright lies that are being and will be spread after the election....

One of the most dangerous people in the world now owns a huge chunk of CBS News and CNN...not to mention all of the other Skydance media companies. Don't forget that Musk is also the largest single donor to Trump's Republican party. Oligarchs should not have this much control of our media.

“I think America is big enough for all of us. [JD Vance’s] view of America is small. It's small like him.” A lot of money quotes in this @gregsargent.bsky.social interview with @abdulelsayed.bsky.social, but this is the best one in my view.

This video of Donald Trump stopping to chat, wave and salute non-existent people is a reminder that you’re never too old to have imaginary friends.

Realized that Ren Fair is like “carnies who are also fantasy nerds” and I might never look at life the same way again.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

"You push that new model live?" "Sure did, boss. Only an imminent risk of killing 49 people, just like you asked."

Between Mar a Lago, the White House, Trump Tower, and his hotel I have been to more than my share of these parties. Basically been waiting ten years to find a way to write this. talkingpointsmemo.com/minipost/the...

“First single you bought with your own money. No lying!" songport.link/t/joe-tex-i-...

I think multiple units can coexist, like pence, shillings and pounds in the old days. Truss', Scaramuccis and Zacharias.

So Qatar's up by 2 in the Battle Oi-l (rhymes with"Royale")

If there’s a better line in a song this year than this, I haven’t heard it: “Look at you, dressed as Pikachu, but a little more methy" songport.link/t/exek-dont-...

The moral is, if you’re appointed Ambassador to Greece as an unqualified nepo hire, don’t try to do bonus grifts. The grift is being Ambassador to Greece. You are being paid to hang out in Greece for 4 years. Grift accomplished

Seriously, if your opinion is that you like the Nazi bar, own it. Stop acting like you‘re being an iconoclast when you’re just being an asshole.

I find the verbal dexterity on display from people dragging that dumbass post heartwarming and inspiring.

I'm sure X is remarkably friendly if you aren't the target of racial slurs and harassment campaigns. Anyway, I wonder how many "niggers" I'll have to sift through if I start posting there again?

Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia

Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?

At Meijer, grocery shopping, and a lady backing up on a motorized cart almost Andros Townsent me.

Nothing is stopping your blue state or city from renaming its waste treatment plants and sewage facilities and garbage dumps after the needy, sweaty president. They could do it today! Give the man the attention he desperately needs!

Anyone else find this techbro-flexing that you're back on the nazi bar weird and offputting?

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...

So I take it there’s going to be an actual head mounted on a pike out in front of the Pentagon? 

Newspaper website, standing menacingly over a prone body on the floor.

That's a little on the nose, isn't it?

Forget AI. The innovation of the century is that someone finally invented a technology that could fact-check Donald Trump at scale: gas pumps.

FDR v. Stephen Miller

Someone took this one out a few weeks ago. #surveillance

Is that bad? That seems bad.

This would come across a lot better if he hadn’t just lost a war.

I don't know, sure looks like an ideological clown speaking here.

So League 2 if they get an IFR playing license, probably National League North if not. I think the moral of the story is "don't cheat". /ends

If there is any justice, Schmitt will always and forever be known as Hawkeye.

Heh, the most delusional #mancity post yet. Breathtaking.