Jordan

Jordan

@freshairequalsducks.ca

He/Him. 32. 🇨🇦. IT Tech. RPGs, Zelda, sci-fi, baseball, horror, cats, anime, and self-loathing.

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They added jumping to Gears of War?! What about the soul? They didn't use or need that in the original *this is me making fun of people who were mad about a jump being added in the new Ocarina of Time. But also the new Gears of War does have a jump and it's nice*

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Oh this is sad news. When we lose anyone its tragedy, and of course Walter was one of the originals. I had of course heard rumours that he hadn't been well for a while. Our deepest sympathies to Walter's family and friends at this time Walter Koenig - 1936 - 2026 #RIP #NuclearWessels

Jesse Thorn@jessethorn.bsky.social

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

I love that we give hurricanes human names because then I get push notifications like this and it takes me a second to figure out what it's actually talking about.

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I remember Patrick Stewart telling a story about being in a hotel, flipping through channels on the TV, and stopping to watch a few minutes of TNG. Then room service arrived. And the person delivering his food looked at the TV and back at him like it was the most pathetic thing they'd ever seen.

Smooth Dunk@smoothdunk2.bsky.social

it’s what the People WANT

So today, for the 2nd time in the last 6 months, Subway has deleted my account. It keeps getting flagged for hate speech. And its all because my main email account is my university one I got 12 years ago. Which uses my initials and some numbers. My initials happen to be J. E. W. Come on, man

Definitely some poorly implemented AI system that got scanning over user accounts. It's both funny and ridiculously incompetent.

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The Jason Schreier/Asha Sharma version of You Can See Everything is going to slap. (For the record, I don’t know if Schreier has her number, but he was the first name I thought of to be the Nathan Fielder in this joke.)

Andy Robinson@andyrobinson.bsky.social

According to a New York Times interview, Xbox CEO Asha Sharma "gave her personal cellphone number to journalists and influencers", while her new chief strategy officer "has tutored reporters on the company’s economic challenges".

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Replying to @seamas.bsky.social

Decades ago, I needed to change a bulb in one of the lights on my first car. In the index of the manual I had no luck looking under 'b' for 'bulb', nor 'l' for 'light'. In the end, I was reduced to reading through the entire thing until I found it under 'h' for 'how to change the bulbs'.