Joe (in Erie)

More and more comes out about this game that convinces me I'm just never gonna buy it.

Carter and Davis went to the Trea Turner school of contract theft

Can't believe the player we all knew was cooked looks bad.

Ha ha

It's fucking disgusting how early they start Christmas bullshit anymore.

*Chris Berman voice* NOBODY BOTTOMS OUT... Like the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.

They have to play ten more games after this. Ten.

Cooper DeJean is bad now.

Stop doing this to Saquon. He's clearly not healthy.

Boo Lurie. It'd be funny lol.

Ceedee Lamb is an incredibly unserious player because he looked for a flag before the ball was even there.

Woolen falling down absolutely git a belly laugh outta me lol

"That three and out took fifteen seconds..." somewhere, Chip Kelly smiles.

(I didn't know Dick Vermeil was still alive.)

Oh we wanna lose this one BEFORE halftime, huh.

You're not even gonna look at that??

Seems as if we're in for some comedy ball tonight, folks.

Coop!

Abysmal Dallas defense is making an equally Abysmal Philadelphia offense look competent.

Saquon, this game hinges on you, brother.

Work, 8-5:30 Grocery shopping, 530-7 Dinner, 7:30-8:30 Dishes, 8:30-9 Shower, 9-9:30 Fold laundry, 9:30-10:15 Make lunch, brush teeth, take out dog, 10:30-11:30 Bed (begrudgingly), 11:30 So you see, I simply have no time for these... "Philadelphia Eagles" you speak of.

Makes it really hard for the stupidest GM in the entire league to trade for the worst defenseman in hockey if he can't stay healthy.

Didn't watch a single play of football today, and despite the Eagles being on MNF, there's a real chance that trend continues tomorrow.

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

The Sixers starting 3-0 is all well and good but it's very telling how Brett Brown can't find minutes for Andrew Bynum.

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is the first interactive movie because the entire thing is a test to see if you're susceptible to Elizabeth Holmes' bullshit.

Hey man the whole, "states rights" thing is bullshit.

My honest review of 'You Can See Everything':

This is so fuckin funny lol. NOBODY bottoms out like the Philadelphia Eagles

There's so much nuance with football & baseball games bc they're so slow but when it comes to basketball every win is predestined by God and every loss pisses me off for days.

FIRST W OF THE SEASON.

Get FUCKED, New York!!! Bahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahaaaaaaa

KCP NOT WASHED??? That's huge.

How did Brunson have a worse shot than Embiid there?

FUCK YEAH, MAXEY

Can't buy a basket. Feels like every game from the last five years.

Letting 40-year-old Andre Drummond do THIS to you???? Embarrassing.

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LeBron, sir, where did you get that crewneck

Michkov is getting playing time and looks good?? WHODATHUNK??????

Sending Sirianni out to eat this is extreme coward shit from Howie Roseman and Jeffery Lurie

They're calling him the most fired man in America.