Ben Cotton (he/him)

Ben Cotton (he/him)

@funnelfiasco.bsky.social

Author of "Program Management for Open Source Projects" and all-around opinion haver. "both precise and a little overdesigned" — some bot account https://funnelfiasco.com https://duckalignment.academy

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When you buy a book that is physically in our bookshop, you're choosing something we curated with actual human feelings, experience, and intuition, & not just something fed to you by an algorithm. Sincerely, The woman who spent the entire day looking at book catalogs with my dog.

Old and busted: Space Marines New hotness: Woke Marines

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social

Woah - boards of service in the Marines and the Navy are ignoring Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth's order to purge transgender troops from the military. "Navy and Marine Corps boards have voted to retain trans members in nine of 12 cases." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

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Things that are now left-coded in the US: - looking out for your neighbors - knowing about sports - drinking beer - THE US MARINES

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social

Woah - boards of service in the Marines and the Navy are ignoring Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth's order to purge transgender troops from the military. "Navy and Marine Corps boards have voted to retain trans members in nine of 12 cases." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

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It’s easy to forget how important trust is. It’s essential in building software, & community. Trust is something that takes a long time to build & can be lost in an instance. No one wants your product if they can’t trust you, people won’t work with you if you can’t be trusted. This is a team sport.

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Cybersecurity professionals out here sending 4 to each other and laughing like an elementary schooler who just said 67

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web developer: oh hey you guys are back early infra: four's haunted web developer: what? infra: *loading a pistol and getting back on the computer* four's haunted

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I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

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shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

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The biggest political issue of our time is "I don't want to live in a society" and I don't know how we fix that.

Politico@politico.com

“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.

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If you play "what gives bad men ideas" you're going to have to ban everything from the Bible to Tolkien and it will do fuckall to improve the situation. Let's talk about what gives bad men power, and take that away.

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If you had a ticket to Grace Hopper and have not cancelled your plans to go to San Francisco, go to @github.com's LinkedIn right now if you'd like to attend GitHub Universe for free ❤️

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STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

ROME (AP) — Vatican says Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer and that the lower lobe of his right lung was removed.

What's next? Being nice to my printer? Because that will never happen.

Hayden Field@haydenfield.bsky.social

Exclusive: Anthropic is updating its usage policy for the first time in over a year. The new rules prohibit sustained "abusive or cruel behavior" towards Claude & add new restrictions about propaganda campaigns, surveillance & weapon development. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

Well the good news is that I got basically none of the stuff done today that I wanted to get done, but at least I accidentally deleted the wrong B2 application key so I got to recreate that for fun.