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Pure genius!

BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday. An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."

Unbelievable - Mo Salah is a Phenomenon. I've always said Thierry Henry is the greatest player of the PL era. But just look at those stats 🔴💫🇪🇬

Morning. ☕️

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Mohamed Salah is on the brink of signing a new 2 year contract with @LFC to end all doubts about his future. A compromise deal between FSG & Salah has been thrashed out after months of negotiations, @RiccoSrant (🌗).

Today's dodgy Latte Art.. Any suggestions for how to improve it? #latteart

The reason we introduced VAR was to minimize human error. What we forgot to take into consideration is that the humans operating VAR are absolute wankers having their tea and biscuit instead of looking at cameras. 🤧

Arne Slot is HIM! #LFC

Don’t. Sell. Kelleher. Omg. Please. @LFC

[extremely skeptically] “Excuse me, is this Werther’s an original?”

Good day with #Intact in #CrokePark

HER: I’m from outside London. ME: Nearly the entire world is outside London.

So this was unexpected #Killarney #kerry #ireland

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...” ...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

cartoon of the day

Today's bad latte art #latteart #sendhelp

If only Jeffry Epstein was around, he could be in Trump's Cabinet.

The 5 Most Important Films (and the Life Lessons They Teach) 1. Armageddon (space is scary) 2. Jaws (the ocean is scary) 3. Terminator 2 (the future is scary) 4. My Girl (bees are scary) 5. Weekend at Bernie's (putting sunglasses on a corpse and taking him water-skiing is fun!)

Decent this new app isn't it. Does remind me of Twitter from back in the day.

Arsenal are monitoring Zubimendi for next summer www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...