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Glad I was locked out of this app during the Heat game because my stream of consciousness posts would’ve been shameful to have to clean up

My wife and the group chat packed me up for saying “next weekend” can refer to the upcoming weekend if it’s early enough in the week

Trumps closing message to voters

The dolphins have a win before the heat smdh

TURN ME UP

FTJ LMAO

MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

The fellas and I rolling up to our reservation at the Cheesecake Factory

Who up Invoking the Factory

University of College Football’s Lone Actually Good Team

How’s everyone feel about top 5 UCLA

Am I starting to miss [REDACTED]?

I simply wouldn’t trust someone who went to Palmetto High School

Watching Heat-Hornets

I’m not saying I turned the game off when we were down 20+ but if I had theoretically what happened

nobody is good at college football except UCLA

Miami angling to be the first nba franchise to be relegated

Bucks finishing above us will be comedy

Thank god Mike B doesn’t have to watch this

Go for 2

This is the greatest college football game of all time

Erik Spoelstra “tinkering” by making the team suck on both ends

Sacha admiring his “killing kids” policy

👇(thank you again to @marlo.ooo for making me Aware of this)

Are they using K balls on offense what’s going on with ball security at the rose bowl

My live reaction

What’s this turnover city

@ Chelsea

Spurs going into Stamford Bridge with an acute injury crisis and Chelsea being the side that lets in a goal and then immediately gets a red

Erik pls do something

Ok I’ve seen enough

Gonna get kicked out of the Chase center on Friday for telling Jimmy his coffee sucks

What does Nikola Jovic do

Nathan Fielder? The pilot from the miracle over the Mojave?

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c

Madders!

Do you disavow the Bernie Brotherhood

biddy blas tragically died today after crashing his hovercar into space mcdonalds

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood