John Hendel

Anyhoo, there are plays to write

with all of my heart i hate this rat motherfucker

Christ almighty do I goddamn hate joe biden

“Miss me yet?”

before the election, doing dogpile coverage on Trump's heavily documented and extremely plausible rape allegations would be Political and therefore improper. after the election it's time to turn the page, let bygones be bygones, look forward not backward, bsky.app/profile/hoff...

Joe Biden believed he was anointed by God in Heaven to be President of the United States, because he is both a maniacal narcissist and a blathering dumbass

Let’s play some baseball And get some home runs Let’s play some baseball And get some home runs

Lmao we’re watching a replay of the top of the 5th lmao yes yes steamroll them with that fucking barrel

3-0.

I feel uncomfortable about the new look for The Lorax.

Lmao not the clip of Woodruff homering off playoff Clayton Kershaw

The Brewers are something we haven’t seen for a while. They are clearly the best team is baseball. That is how they played all year. They didn’t go on a run or get hot. All season they’d win two, lose one. Then they threw a switch, went for the throat.

anyways,

I need this series to be a sweep otherwise I am not sleeping until November

~40% of the way thru the regular season Aaron Ashby was on pace for 30 wins as a reliever, which would’ve been cool as all hell

Bernie Brewer in the World Series is like being on the moon for the “one small step for mankind”

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

Several years ago I went to a Cinefamily event where Nathan Fielder and Kyle Mooney showed a playlist of YouTube videos they liked with the stipulation that every video had less than 1k views, a true Obama-era Los Angeles experience

I will watch any video of someone exploring a globe to determine the year it was made, this I pledge

Elect me president and everything will be a-okay

Three of these people are dead

“Hello, I’m a reporter with Bloomberg, we’re doing a piece on stupid people. Would you be interested in an interview?” “Yes, and I will prove my bona fides by letting you include my full name and photograph”

EXCEPT for Curtis Lamb!

Not even Bill Clinton coasted this much on Bill Clinton’s election

Another adjacent @jdcmedlock.bsky.social essential hit

boxofficega.me July 11, 1997 ✅ 200 ✅ 165 ✅ 165 ✅ 200 ✅ 165 ➕ 200 🏆 1095

I would like to ask this question to Abdul al-Sayed

Tonight at an Edinburgh haggis joint I sat next to a boisterous American excitedly explaining THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN to his unreactive wife

Jacob’s our pitcher Three strikes, you’re out Jacob’s our pitcher Three strikes, you’re out

these guys are so getting laid tonight

The last time the Brewers played a World Series game no one had heard of an Ewok

Good morning, today I am 40 and the Brewers are NL champions

patriarchy, you dumb putz!

As a Brewers fan, I regrettably announce that I am starting to Believe

A truly Modern Experience is witnessing someone who you haven’t interacted with in at least fifteen years, and barely knew before that, have a weeks-long schizophrenic meltdown on your feed