Goonerby

I've said it a few times now but there is a big part of me that would love us to win the league with a contentious goal from a corner. Ball hitting some one's shoulder to bounce in off big Gabi's ass. The hand wringing would be:

Love this cover from the Observer Sport. More papers should be highlighting the cheats.

Great, now we can't even be Champions correctly

We're never going to score again.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Heat pumps and insulation would cut UK living costs more than new oilfields, study suggests

Lol Kate Scott doing Micah dirty there. 😂

Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.

✊️

For those travelling to the game today, Arsenal station has re-opened.

608bn litres of industrial wastewater entered sewage plants last year. Sources include power stations, abattoirs, landfill, some with consents for chemicals such as mercury + cyanide - entering plants not designed to treat such waste. Our new report, out now: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

"How do we remove the billionaire class from power? I don’t know. But I do know that there are a lot more of us than them." climatehuman.substack.com/p/were-in-de...

Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.

HMRC says that even among those estates that did pay inheritance tax in 2023–24, the average effective tax rate was just 13 per cent, NOT the headline rate of 40% So what exactly is the national inheritance tax crisis that Kemi Badenoch is seeking to solve? In blunt terms, there fuckin ain't one

England's water infrastructure at breaking point. Large part of water network installed 130-150 years ago. Thames Water infrastructure has average age of 79 years; industry average 56 yrs. 40% of TW assets are 100+ yrs old. Must end privatisation, remove profit motive.

🚜 Own the libs or own the farm can’t do both! /BlueDotFarms

“Paris has embarked on a grand transformation, planting 155k trees, adding hundreds of kms of bike lanes, pedestrianising 300 school streets and banning cars from the banks of the Seine. Parking has been turned into green space…Fewer parents fear their child being run over when they walk to school.”

#SuicidePreventionMonth Please be kind to yourself ❤️

Our government thinks you're a terrorist if you protest this.

#GetGreensElected - a crucial 10 days to get out the message: #VoteGreen for Zack Polanski

The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

Following the news that Manchester City FC has been found guilty of 114 breaches of the PL's rules and regulations, @josimarfootball.bsky.social has lifted the paywall on articles of ours focusing on MCFC and its commercial partners since 2018. Links follow in this thread.

City getting a massive points deduction and us missing out on the premier League to Chelsea after an injury crisis would be the most Arsenal thing ever.

“There is no superior race.” “There is no chosen people of God.” “It is neither the United States nor Israel.” “The chosen people of God is all of humanity.” President of Colombia - Gustavo Petro

Wait does this mean Spurs aren't bottom? Conflicted.

I wish I knew a city fan to give shit to about this.

Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.

We should make a push for mass cancellation of Disney+, Hulu, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount, HBO Max, Amazon Prime and Apple. They have all increased their prices as people are struggling to pay rent, groceries and gas. Guarantee you they'll respond to a massive boycott. All they care about is $$$

TV ads for online gambling sites should be permanently banned.

@arseblog.com hi there! Since we are all bored during the interlull, could I ask for your help boosting my fundraiser? I am hoping to raise money for the Islington food bank as a way to say thank you to North London for this past summer 2027tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/irma-fern...

If you want to keep the triple lock, stop fucking moaning about immigration. Yes, I did a swear.

Just a friendly reminder to surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, theatre, bakery, bookstore, and café.

On September 17th, we filled our 200,000th pothole. See something that needs fixing in NYC? Call 311, tag @nyc311.bsky.social or go to portal.311.nyc.gov.

Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.

£72m for Reform over the weekend could be just the tip of the iceberg There's nothing to stop Elon Musk giving, via a UK X subsidiary, £300m to Restore Britain today Or a Trump ally giving £500m to Farage via a UK-registered firm There's a v narrow window to tackle big money in the elections bill

Wrote this 3 years ago over on Twitter, and it’s still exactly the same.

Not a big fan of Owen Jones but he's right this is ridiculous. Israeli lobbying in UK politics is out of control.

“you still got my support, but you gotta do something” 🐆💀

You’re paying 4x more for RAM because memory that hasn’t been made has already been bought with money that doesn’t exist GPUs haven’t been built. Neither have data centers. Infrastructure to power them may never exist. All to satisfy demand that doesn’t exist & generate profits that are impossible