🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️

🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️

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Metal, cats, nature, art and shitposting

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the entire bioware situation is just another episode of how now, more than ever, YOU are important to the small indie things you enjoy getting somewhere. talk about the things you love. buy it physical if you can. make art. share links. don't just go 'everything i love is dying', that's how it does.

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The only solution to all of this is to go back to having 40 hours of internet sent to us on a CD by mail

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I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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I am getting really pissed off. I have clicked "accept cookies" dozens of times per day and I have yet to receive a single cookie. I want to speak to the manager.

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I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

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This snuff bottle by Hannah Lim examples how her sculptures mix her Singaporean and British heritage, something which has been a continued source of inspiration for her work. Made out of polymer clay, jesmonite, chalk, gloss, "Midnight Crane Snuff Bottle" recently exhibited at Wilder Gallery

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Imagine how disappointed I was when I bought all the early D&D gear only to find out that the whole Satanic Panic was horseshit and I DIDN'T gain wicked cool demonic powers.

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When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

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my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

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Anyone have that video where it's like a guy as old SpongeBob talking about Squidward being a protestant man and it's played really genuine

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This iron age man buried in Sussex was so proud of his awesome helmet that he developed an archaeologically detectable neck injury from wearing it so often.

Durotriges Dig@durotrigesdig.bsky.social

A startling recreation of the North Bersted Iron Age warrior wearing his (not at all) ostentatious crested helmet The warrior's damaged vertebrae suggest that he wore this hat quite a lot in life © Artas Media 2019 📷 March 2026 at the #Novium Happy #FindsFriday

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Me, being led away by the secret service after releasing thousands of gophers at the Capitol: "You don't understand! It's a scientifically proven way to revive a desolate place! I'm a patriot!" www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...

popularmechanics.com43 Years Ago, Scientists Dropped Gophers Onto a Volcano. Today, They’re Tiny Heroes.It started as a go-for-broke experiment, but it wound up saving an ecosystem.

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Egyptian prince Thutmose was entombed with his companion cat Ta-Miu (aka “little mewer”). Here’s the cat’s sarcophagus ~ the inscription says “I myself am placed among the imperishable ones that are in the Sky / For I am Ta-Miu, the Triumphant” (1,500 BC)

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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with 2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.

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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate