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Look up your favorite movie on IMDB and type play in the URL right before the imdb. Nothing else, just play then hit enter, you'll get your movie

We would all nibble our foot skin if it came off in bite sized pieces.

There was a LOT of gaming going on behind the scenes of Wildwood. An entire work communication channel was dedicated to discussing TRRPGs/finding a group. While working there, I ran the entire Spelljammer 5E boxed set adventure.

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if the World Series is going to threaten a sweep I appreciate that it’s also giving us a neverending sicko game

The most important thing I’ve learned in my business career is knowing when to leave and that you don’t have to say goodbye to anyone

wtf kinf of cowardly reply is this, you might think I asked google if Trump died of diarrhea

He made me albondigas with a broth so good, I’d drink it in a cup on its own!!!

The hardest part about ghosting someone is stacking the furniture without anyone seeing you.

Not giving out any candy until the costumed children give me the secret handshake of the Free Masons.

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me last night: im going to go to my coffee shop and do my french homework and see some dogs and people carryign newly purchased houseplants me this morning: i don't even want to open the door to get the package that's out there

Mr. Smith, NBC (1983) An escaped orangutan accidentally ingests an intelligence serum at a lab, gaining an IQ of 256 and speech. He then becomes a high-level government consultant and political adviser. Starring Leonard Frey, Tim Dunigan, C.J. the Oranguta Lasted 1 season (13 episodes) #TVsky

brewers perfecting the art of giving other teams false hope

Grindr is the worst dating app, I’ve been looking for a girlfriend on there for five years.

4:20 blaze it

baseball players should be allowed to take steroids but ONLY for extra innings

In case you’re still wondering what to wear to Thanksgiving dinner….

they should invent a format joke that's exculpatory your honor

i guess stranger things have happened the president just explained power is stored in the ass in public

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Left or right

this only the second time i’ve successfully carved a pumpkin and it was the most difficult thing i’ve ever done in my life

The Lula election may be the most significant of our time. Brazil will be the vanguard against an even more apocalyptic environmental deterioration. Overjoyed that the Amazon remains steadfast.

looking at my son’s Halloween candy like

i have an AI agent that screams nonstop. Just an endless scream.

He returns

Just heard that the cat owns the house. You can't spell homeowner without the meow in the middle.

The only AI I trust to do my science is Al(bert Einstein)!!!!

End of the day run with rescue sheep Bumblebee one of our forever farm friends