Gordon P. Hemsley

I have gotten around to it. @gphemsley.org is now me!

Y'all are too online

Actually, I had a dream last night that the 2028 presidential election was a sudden landslide for Bill Clinton. And yes, that was confusing even in dream logic.

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed for President

"x marks the spot" but it's the close button

Ope

Suddenly getting randomly subscribed to political campaign email lists across the country is just sooooo fun.

It's remarkable to me the number of people who will post on Reddit instead of looking something up. I was not aware of this phenomenon before this year.

I don't always do things that rely on GitHub infrastructure, but when I do, it's a day with an outage. #ThisIsFine

So, um, Sunday brunch... that's a Christian thing, yeah?

Some of the higher-ups at work use ChatGPT to write their corporate emails and slide decks and team messages and it is absolutely gag-inducing.

Rubber duckie, you're the one.

I like how the best Zelda timeline is the one in which you lose Ocarina of Time.

[t.A.T.u. voice] Everything’s a scam

What is even the point of ICANN

If you actually did go back in time and kill baby Hitler, we probably wouldn't have computers.

It's important to not overlook a big reason a company would settle a lawsuit: not having to admit wrongdoing.

Helmets!

Love how this dude discovered the cheat codes of "what if I listened to constituents" and "what if I modeled good behavior" and "maybe I behave like a normal person should." These are apparently dark secrets that have been hidden from other politicians.

“it costs less money than what we’re doing now” is the only answer we need to push normies towards universal healthcare

GitHub is fast approaching one 9.

Ozempic has replicated the old Mac vs PC commercials. 🫠

Evergreen tweet

It is impossible to describe how deeply I resent being harassed for reviews after every minor commercial transaction

GitHub Actions have been down for about 4 hours. #ThisIsFine

The Food and Drug Administration has approved a new kind of flu vaccine for older people, the first made with the same mRNA technology that was key to ending the COVID-19 pandemic, manufacturer Moderna said. https://to.pbs.org/3ShnTY0

Rubber Soul is coming! #Wait

William Shatner has got them George Burns genes.

Had to go through like 5 rounds of attempts to keep me as a subscriber, and the operator hours and accent suggest they outsource their call center to Eastern Europe. Suuuuuper sketchy.

Wow, you can subscribe to @inquirer.com online, but you can't cancel online. That's really shady and makes me want to cancel even more.

I think it's important to remember that the Senate was originally made up of members selected by state legislatures, thus representing a second degree of elected representation. The electoral college and "advice and consent" were designed with that in mind.

Forget orange or hungry, nothing rhymes with wolf!

I think the "official election mail" logo uses the EURion constellation. 🧐

@fetterman.senate.gov Continuing the downward spiral 🙄

Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh

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So tired of hearing about that guy (pick one)

The world is full of lunatics.

Everyone knows the most effective way to achieve a ceasefire is with bombs.

This person gets it

I would just like to say that Jira Cloud is a steaming pile of garbage and I don't understand how they intend to stay in business.

I see things are still going swimmingly over here

lisette.run

One reason I hate death penalty cases is that capital punishment is incredibly stupid and irrational. It's cruel, expensive, and serves no deterrent effect. It's rarely imposed, except against a tiny minority of unlucky defendants—and in those cases, racism almost always plays a role. Just end it.

Me: Opening Docker Desktop and trying to figure out whether the AI name is customized for every user or if that's its name for everybody.